We need to stop treating religion as anything other than delusion, it's making everything worse

I mean, I hate to piss on your parade but snakes dont talk.

Hym "We need to stop treating religion as anything other than delusion, it's making everything worse. It makes neurotic little gnomes think they're better than everyone and it's annoying. If you want to worship your little reality monster thans fine but NO I don't believe to talked to it and NO I'm not going to do what it said. I love the pageantry of it and the extended lore is interesting but, no... We're not living our lives or structuring our country based a guy who claimed to know a magic guy. If the magic man comes back, HE can tell me what HE wants himself and YOU... Can go fuck yourself."

by Hym Iam November 22, 2023

Rash's Patented Quick Fix For Everything

take the top layer of skin off with a knife and pour bleach on it

works for: poison ivy, chiggers, burns, cuts, scrapes, sunburn, chemical burns, AIDS, cancer, etc..

"DUDE! I had some wicked poison ivy, but i used Rash's Patented Quick Fix For Everything and got rid of it ASAP"

-"I think that chick last night might've had something. My crotch itches like hell."
+"You should try Rash's Patented Quick Fix For Everything"
-"OW!"

by rashakash June 26, 2008

despite everything, it's still you

A phrase from the game Undertale, that has stuck with us ever since we first read that line.

even though you killed all those monsters, even though you try, and try again to eradicate us all, despite everything, it's still you.

by the wholesome guy April 5, 2023

there's a time and place for everything

college

"There's a time and place for everything, and that's college."

by As trash as your waifu May 31, 2018

Everything but the bitch's stink!

A phrase shouted in frustration when a partner is willing to do just about anything but anal.

Girlfriend: Let's try something special tonight... *bats eyelashes*

Boyfriend: How about I pork you in the dumper?

Girlfriend: I was thinking something more like vaginal fisting followed by risky breath play.

Boyfriend: Fuck! Everything but the bitch's stink!

by Jack Atrophy August 9, 2022

Styles P's Cool Out Would Have To Be Remastered To Rest Everything Back Unto A Decision

Styles P's Cool Out Would Have To Be Remastered To Rest Everything Back Unto A Decision

Styles P's Cool Out Would Have To Be Remastered To Rest Everything Back Unto A Decision

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025

everything shower

A long shower where you take care of all personal hygiene, such as shaving body parts, washing hair, and washing face.

Clean sheets after an everything shower is heaven.

by Cocoa Morgan March 9, 2017