etime

times spent using electronic devices

"I clocked up 15 hours etime today"
"god your a nerd"

by Ice_Chick January 4, 2008

epismetology

From a Steve Miller song, "Enter Maurice", which uses the words "sweet words of epismetology". It was probably a misheard version of "pizmotality", a word coined in 1954 by Vernon Green of the Medallions. "Pizmotality" meant words so secret they can only be revealed to a lover. See "pompatus".

"My dearest darling, come closer to Maurice so I can whisper sweet words of epismetology in your ear and speak to you of the pompatus (pompitous) of love" (from "Enter Maurice", by Steve Miller)

by John Jablong October 28, 2006

Ezism

Ezism= A political stand point in which the politicians are all ez

God the government is full of ezism

by Ezdragon4056 July 26, 2014

ertism

(noun) A special mental condition, normally present since early childhood, in which a subject portrays visible signs of autism but has not been diagnosed with the condition.
It is characterized by great difficulty in learning and communicating with others, severe hyperactivity, unexplained idiocy and/or just being an annoying piece of shit.
May contain traces of nuts.

'Man, that floofer's got ertism.'
'I'm sorry ma'am, your son's been diagnosed with ertism.'
'What a shame, he died from an acute case of ertism.'

by Mordecai_Oshea September 29, 2018

eismxth

an extremely fat man, who smells like hotdog water
eismxth is also a dick rider for nelly
He likes to suck dick dick online, and also sext allot of females and males

Eismxth is bitch made

by KAZUIN October 27, 2018

Ehism

Ehism is a relogion is a religion quite rare in humanity. Ehisms usually have a sign on there hand too show they are part off the religion. They will also pray too there 2 gods jeabsi and ch࿌t seal and may wear a silver bracelet too show there love too there god. They pray 1/10 times a week too show there gods they support them.

Founded by Jessica Alice Gallagher and Abbie Li Jarvis.

Whats your religion?
Oh im ehism!

by AbbieLiJarvis2017 December 11, 2020

emisme

The best fortnite player. He shit on me in arena one time.

emisme has aimbot.

by ninjalover342 November 17, 2020