Eskimo Brothers

An acuRRate assessment on the relation between Brendan Schaub and Dana White due to the existence of a certain shared sexual partner.

Also, this is NO way Eskimo brothers should talk to each other. Last warning. 🤫

by Giantdiaper July 12, 2018

Eskimo Bros

When two guys have sex with the same girl in the same night, at two different times. This is because in ice fishing a guy will create a hole, then another guy will fish in it during the same day, but the next day the ice freezes over.

Dude one: I hade sex with that girl last night!
Dude two: Woah! Me too!
Dude one: no way! Now we are Eskimo bros!!

by Parker_Lee March 22, 2017

Eskimo Brothers

When two aquanted men sleep with the same girl in such a small window, that when the second man is having sex the girl rubs her stomach and the first mans crusty semen snows down on him ultimately making them Eskimo brothers.

Once the first flake fell I knew that we were Eskimo brothers bonded for life.

by Floyd.amf September 17, 2017

eskimo brownie

An Eskimo brownie is when someone gets a condom. Releases fecal matter into the condom. Seal off the open end and freeze it. Once frozen they use it as a dildo until melted and refreeze it.

"Hey did you hear Zack did an Eskimo brownie with his girlfriend?"

"Yeah I herd she got so lonely that she just hit an all time low and did an Eskimo brownie."

by the dylonus December 25, 2012

Eskimo brothers

When two people have both kissed the same person, therefore becoming bonded through saliva

"Dude you also kissed Bridget? We're eskimo brothers now!"

by the5families+tully September 23, 2018

Eskimo brothers

when you and your friend have made out/have had sexual intercourse with the same girl.

"Hey Todd we both made out with Hannah now we are Eskimo brothers!!"

by OGmudbone412 December 7, 2016

Eskimo Brother

An Eskimo Brother is a person who you have a threesome with.

John: So you and Dan are Eskimo Brothers?
George: Hell yeah we are.

by OG White Van November 4, 2016