A lonely kid that does nothing with his life and has no friends. He's parents also abandoned him and lives in a shared kid home with no family.
Person 1: omg get away from me u lonely child
person 2: ok
person 1: whispers: what a weirdo must be a Eban
person 2: ok
person 1: whispers: what a weirdo must be a Eban
by John Wock April 12, 2022
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Girl: *slits open boy’s throat with a chainsaw*
Boy:That was a really eomantic way of saying yes.
Girl: *slits open boy’s throat with a chainsaw*
Boy:That was a really eomantic way of saying yes.
by oyster sauce March 25, 2020
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Get the Eobard mug.A dangerous gang on the border of mexico that if they find you they will cut your throat and incress there RPMs its a spanish bandito what gansters are called down in mexico
Antino banderers is Esbandito.
Don't go down to mexico you will get your fucking head blown off by an Esbandito.
Don't go down to mexico you will get your fucking head blown off by an Esbandito.
by FuzzyOtterBalls November 27, 2011
Get the Esbandito mug.Ebaneto e kato fucking oba4e na Bulgarian( Bylgarski ). Demek edin myj kato si nadyrvi huq i zapo4ne go vkarva v 6undrata na nqkoq jena po 4-5 pyti v sekunda, tova ozna4ava 4e te se ebat, a deistvieto e ebane.
Tova sa harakterni zvuci za ebaneto:
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
by Stanislav April 28, 2005
Get the ebane mug.See Urban Emo. Defined as an individual who posesses all of the positive qualities of an emo with urban flair. Emobans are different from emos in several ways:
1. Emobans are well educated, with a fluent intellect, an appreciaition of various music styles, and a propensity for various mediums of art and art appreciation.
2. Emobans are generally more palatable to society's accursed members. They dress fashionably (or set trends), tell devilish morbid jokes, and are the definition of social chameloen, having connections to every thread of the socio-economic spider web.
3. Emobans are very sarcastic, and many times emotionally expressive.
4. Emobans don't nessicarily dye their hair black. Some emobans, in fact, are black. Many emobans, however, do cut their hair eccentricly, often with a razor (a dabbling in razory, as opposed to an obsession), and often covering at least one eye.
5. Emobans are both independent and conscencious individuals, not bound by "groups" or "cliques".
6. Emobans are mostly pessimistic about the fall and/or decay (decay, being perhaps the most intrinsic word to an emoban's dictionary) of (classical) civilization.
7. Emobans aren't obliterate imbeciles.
The "Age of Emoban", if you will, began slightly prior to the 1920s, with the flapper/post-flapper period. It has been mantained throughout the years, and revitilized recently with the introduction/recognition of the emo and the resurfacing of flapper age style.
Influences of both swing era and emo kid are apparent. Unlike most "Jenny From the Block" urbies, emobans often wear a considerable amount of makeup (if they are women) and accessorize with ingenius articles, such felt hats and interesting earrings. Much gothic influence is also demonstrated, through use of Victorian accessries: cameos,lockets, crosses, lace, berets, and black are used often in an emoban female's dress. Men, however, tend to wear considerably less "ice" than their ghetto/pimp male counterparts. In fact, the approach that is often taken is "minimal", consisting of only perhaps an expensive watch and a ring. Shoes are probably the most important accessory, as other apparel may vary in degrees of formality/eccentricity on a given day. Felt hats, belts, argyle socks, and sunglasses are other accessories that may be displayed, though, as previously stated, this deepends on the day the Emoban is currently expressing.
1. Emobans are well educated, with a fluent intellect, an appreciaition of various music styles, and a propensity for various mediums of art and art appreciation.
2. Emobans are generally more palatable to society's accursed members. They dress fashionably (or set trends), tell devilish morbid jokes, and are the definition of social chameloen, having connections to every thread of the socio-economic spider web.
3. Emobans are very sarcastic, and many times emotionally expressive.
4. Emobans don't nessicarily dye their hair black. Some emobans, in fact, are black. Many emobans, however, do cut their hair eccentricly, often with a razor (a dabbling in razory, as opposed to an obsession), and often covering at least one eye.
5. Emobans are both independent and conscencious individuals, not bound by "groups" or "cliques".
6. Emobans are mostly pessimistic about the fall and/or decay (decay, being perhaps the most intrinsic word to an emoban's dictionary) of (classical) civilization.
7. Emobans aren't obliterate imbeciles.
The "Age of Emoban", if you will, began slightly prior to the 1920s, with the flapper/post-flapper period. It has been mantained throughout the years, and revitilized recently with the introduction/recognition of the emo and the resurfacing of flapper age style.
Influences of both swing era and emo kid are apparent. Unlike most "Jenny From the Block" urbies, emobans often wear a considerable amount of makeup (if they are women) and accessorize with ingenius articles, such felt hats and interesting earrings. Much gothic influence is also demonstrated, through use of Victorian accessries: cameos,lockets, crosses, lace, berets, and black are used often in an emoban female's dress. Men, however, tend to wear considerably less "ice" than their ghetto/pimp male counterparts. In fact, the approach that is often taken is "minimal", consisting of only perhaps an expensive watch and a ring. Shoes are probably the most important accessory, as other apparel may vary in degrees of formality/eccentricity on a given day. Felt hats, belts, argyle socks, and sunglasses are other accessories that may be displayed, though, as previously stated, this deepends on the day the Emoban is currently expressing.
Prehistoric Emobans: Solomon, William Shakespeare, Vincent Vangough
Early Emobans: Tennessee Williams, Ernest Hemingway (Lost Generation writers, etc.), flappers
Recent Emobans: Gorillaz, Sneaker Pimps, Lemony Snickett(and his characters, Klaus being an excellent example), Gnarles Barkley, Winona Rider
Ex. of Conversation:
Ed Pedestrian: My, Julia, you look lovely today!
Julia Urbano: As do you, dearest.
Ed: Have you read any good books lately?
Julia: A work by Sophicles. He embodies, in my opinion, the strategem of existence.
Ed (cluelessly): Sometimes I wonder about why I am here.
Julia: That's part of humanity's pychological disposition as. You wish to attach to yourself an artificial object of idealised permenance, so that your Freudian instincts aren't realised. Religion does this for most people.
Ed: I don't think that's true.
Julia: The idea of truth is formulated on biases. You should expand your horizons.
Early Emobans: Tennessee Williams, Ernest Hemingway (Lost Generation writers, etc.), flappers
Recent Emobans: Gorillaz, Sneaker Pimps, Lemony Snickett(and his characters, Klaus being an excellent example), Gnarles Barkley, Winona Rider
Ex. of Conversation:
Ed Pedestrian: My, Julia, you look lovely today!
Julia Urbano: As do you, dearest.
Ed: Have you read any good books lately?
Julia: A work by Sophicles. He embodies, in my opinion, the strategem of existence.
Ed (cluelessly): Sometimes I wonder about why I am here.
Julia: That's part of humanity's pychological disposition as. You wish to attach to yourself an artificial object of idealised permenance, so that your Freudian instincts aren't realised. Religion does this for most people.
Ed: I don't think that's true.
Julia: The idea of truth is formulated on biases. You should expand your horizons.
by Molly Dandotto November 3, 2006
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