Enimend

(n) A term for a friend who ends up backstabbing you, or something of that nature. It is a combination of "friend" and "enemies," and was mentioned in an extra scene from the movie "Mean Girls."

Cady turned out to be a real enimend to Regina - she spread the rumor that she was a lesbian!

by Alex Robinson December 23, 2006

enimabag

1. Someone who is beyond a douchebag.

Dude, John just cock blocked me out of a threesome. What a fucking enimabag!

by bklounge369 September 19, 2010

The Hangover Enima

when you wake up after a good night on the town and you ram your raging piss hard on up her ass and give her an enima.

i woke up and had to piss and rammed my hardon in my girls ass and gave her an enima, i gave her the hangover enima

by Fat Johnson September 24, 2009

Enima Bag

One who is full of shit.

Joe:"you could fart on his pillow and he'll get pink eye"
Jim:"yeah right you enima bag"

by Carl_Time March 5, 2009

the early morning enima

when you wake up with morning wood and have to take a really bad piss. roll over shove your dick in your partners ass and pee in it.

i was too lazy to get out of bed this morning to take a piss so i gave your fat ass wife the early morning enima.

by leo thunderspot July 5, 2008

Boot enima

The act of loosing ones boot up someone elses ass! This comes as a result of them pissing you off severly.

"F%$K OFF mate or i'll give you a boot enima!"
*THUD* "AAAAIIIIIIAAAHHH! *Pop*
"Bugga, aint getting that one back".

by Serial T July 16, 2005

Enimog

Possibly the Baddest of the Bad. He will Own you if you are not prepared. Even if you prepare you won't win. The best option is to run and hide. He almost killed Chuck Norris AND the Dos Equis guy at the same time! Hiding makes him madder and so you need to pick a good spot,and live there for the rest of your life, because chances are if you make him look you REALLY do not want to be found.

Total ownage... I wish I knew him in real life. I'm sure he's 7ft tall and eats small countries for breakfast and can shoot fireballs from his eyes (he plays WoW and various other games so becareful!)

Noob A: OH MY GOD ITS ENIMOG!!! RUN!!!!
Noob B: What? WHAT DID YOU DO? wait.. we have a 40man raid just kill him.
Noob A: ONLY 40? OMG NOOO WERE ALL DEAD!
Noob B:...Shit! he just took out 20 in one hit!
Noob A: *dies*
Noob B: *dies*
Enimog: WTF? All i did was sneeze!

by Pwned by the best June 17, 2008