Eivind Lunner Bruland

The man the myth, Eivind Lunner Bruland is the hottest person ever, he is the human with the longest dick ever. He is in relations with Kim lunner and his wife Laila Bruland, they are sexy sexy blowjob to Eivind all the time. He is a mastercock.

Omg! Look, he has a big dick! HE IS SUCH AN EIVIND LUNNER BRULAND

by StinaEgeland August 18, 2023

Fill em with the venom and eliminate em

The first couple of words when you get to the fast part in Eminems "Godzilla"

Fill em with the venom and eliminate em other words i- yeah, thats enough of that

by SharpCream July 8, 2021

Elimination Jerkoff

When a group of men elect someone from the group to do a task that none of them want to do. This involves the group of men to get naked lay down on their backs in a circle, then (in a clockwise fashion) the first gets hard and "eliminates" the guy next to him all over his face, and so on.

Guy 1: Alright guys someone has to go watch that jennifer garner movie with her.

Guy 2: Only one way to settle this, elimination jerkoff!

by mark86 May 30, 2009

eivinas

COOL BOY WHO PLAYS MINECRAFT. Aka showerz

GUYS LOOK ITS THE PRO GAMER LTU "Eivinas" OHH NOO HE WILL KILL US IN MINECRAFT 😭😭😭

by Monkeyeater69420 November 7, 2020

eivintas

Eivintas a person / thing who has a chronic masturbation issue, To classify as a Eivintas you have to atleast masturbate 8 times a day. Eivintas usally also beat dogs and often eat them.

Eks
1: I saw a eivintas beat his cock in the school bathroom today
2: I know he always does it

by L0gic April 3, 2021

eliminello

Eliminello, known to many as the superpower bug, is a bacteria contracted (due to a specific reason) only by humans at about age 50. The only way to contract eliminello is to have abstained from sex for those 50 years or so. Scientists do not know the reason as to WHY this bacteria enters the body, other than the lack of sexual intercourse results in a lack of a certain endorphin in the immune system. Once a person acquires eliminello, the 'enlightened' then uniquely becomes genetically enhanced, in such a way that has stunned the scientific community for years.

Chuck Norris contracted eliminello in May of 1990. Chuck's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

by Alexander B. B. December 18, 2005

Elvin

A really nice cute asian guy, that makes you smile and makes your day every time you hug, and you love hearing his voice or someone who's really awesome and makes you horny.

Nikki: 'omg Bin, ur so Elvin'
Bin: 'Aww thanks'

by AznNIKKI September 23, 2009