egoseismic

Thinking that your presence lowers seismic activity.

Link on Good Mythical Morning was egoseismic thinking that when he and Rhett moved to California the earthquakes moved back to North Carolina.

by SacrificialCat359 March 05, 2012

egoseismic

The ability of one to redirect the U.S. seismic epicenter to his current geographical location. Antonym- "antiegoseismic." As defined by Rhett & Link on "Good Mythical Morning" Monday, March 5, 2012.

With his egoseismic properties, Hawk Man brought a quake of destruction everywhere he went.

by SoggyWafl March 05, 2012

egoseismic

the thinking of you causing natural disasters such as: earthquakes, tornadoes, hurricanes, etc.

You cause natural disasters

"Yo man, i feel egoseismic cuz' there was an earthquake and I predicted it. And when I moved to California, we directed the natural disasters to North Carolina."

"OMG"

by Hsiaoy March 06, 2012

egoseismic

The belief that one's personal location directly affects the epicenter of earthquakes. A pun of "egocentric".

Friend1: Since we moved to California, there hasn't been an earthquake, but back in North Carolina, where we're from, there WAS one!

Friend2: Maybe it's US! Like, where we live can't get hit!

Friend1: That's not how it works. Quit being egoseismic.

by quanticat March 06, 2012

egoseismic

To be self-centered, but in a earthquake kinda way...

Invented by Link and first featured on GMM on 05/03/2012

'i would call it egoseismic thinking'

by jadif March 05, 2012

egoseismic

The inflated thinking that one's own presence, mojo, swagg, etc. is enough to cause the earth to quake.

Link: "This place never had an earthquake until I moved here."
Rhett: "You egoseismic bastard."

by failget March 05, 2012

Egoseismic Thinking

The belief that you actually have an effect on where earthquakes occur in the world.

Link: "Maybe it's us. Maybe us coming out here redirected the epicenter of U.S. earthquakes to where we were from."
Rhett: "That's called egocentric thinking, Link. That you think that we had something to do with the earthquakes in the world."
Link: "I would call it egoseismic thinking."

by Sir Toby Belch March 06, 2012