eat my fuckin ass tits fucking ass fucking shit

when your mom doesn't give you your xbox one

"MOM WHAT THE FUCKING MY ASS TITS FUCKING WERES MY GOSH DARNNNNNN XDOXX!"
"fock you" your moms says passing by

eat my fuckin ass tits fucking ass fucking shit

by faeyrfvebyi April 18, 2019

suck my dick and eat it up my ass

Insult

To introduce a penis in a person mouth, to then proceed to introduce the tongue into somebody's ass

Human Being 1: You can't even speak proper english...
Human Being 2: You suck my dick and eat it up my ass

by Jaskins2 May 22, 2017

eat cheese and crawl up my ass

A comeback to eat shit and die that will leave the original speaker speechless.
First heard in Boston in 1978 and never forgotten.

Peter: Eat shit and die!
Brenda: Eat cheese and crawl up my ass!
Peter: ...

by DrSamba December 15, 2008

eat my entire dick and ass

something my gay friend joel says when he is displeased with something or annoyed or sometimes his gay ass just says it for no reason,,,, ily Joel bahahahahaha

me: hey joel communisum
Joel: eat my entire dick and ass

me: is eating
Joel: can i have some?
me: no

Joel: eat my entire dick and ass

by YOURFRENDSHAYLA September 14, 2018

eat my asshole

Someone that deserves to be hit.

WOW what is she doing, she can eat my asshole

by Pop Art! November 4, 2006

eat my asshole

The means to eat one asshole.
Or can be used in the sense that a friend i being a complete fuck ass.
Or a term that is used as a comeback

man she can eat my asshole.
Hey eat my asshole fag

by Benx May 20, 2008

i dont give a fuck eat my asshole

when your a bitch and u have no life go get one u dumbass

i dont give a fuck eat my asshole

by eat my ass u bitch ass suck December 13, 2017