Ear Rape

Used to define an unwanted, one-way conversation which makes you feel dirty and or used afterwards.

Man, I wish they made ear condoms because the new guy just decided to ear rape me about his personal problems.

by Leroy Mansauce July 22, 2009

Ear Rape

Non-consensual, nonreciprocal verbal penetration of the ear canals causing damage to the psyche which may or may not result in the germination of an ear fetus. PC version: Auditory Despoilment

Roberto cornered me by the urinal and started talking to me about his gun collection; before I knew it I had been repeatedly and brutally ear raped.

by kr80 December 19, 2018

Ear Rape

If someone holds another's ear for 9 seconds or longer it is considered rape.

If you don't stop I swear I will ear rape you!

by bLAJH bLAH March 1, 2017

ear rape

The experience of being verbally assaulted by someone who has such a rapacious need to be listened to that you feel like you've been raped by words.

I just bumped into Eric in the grocery store and he ear raped me in the produce section.

by Robert J. Smith, Jr. December 10, 2008

Ear Rape

My friend on Xbox Chimneytooth152

Someone who ear rapes alot

by WeAllWannaDie June 11, 2018

ear rape

Forcefully talking to somebody and making them listen to you, even though that person has no will or intent to listen to what you are saying.

Wow! he like wouldn't stop talking to me, it was total ear rape.

by Michael Snider aka XxGODAPOLLOxX April 16, 2008

Ear Rape

When you hear someone who is so damn annoying that the sound of their voice is worse than being penetrated in the ear.

Rosa: "HEY JONO! AJHKVHLIKVJBKDFJK!! I'M LOUDDDD!"

Jordan: "Wow that Rosa chick just ear raped me."

Steve: "Yea... me too"

by JT Super Bad December 9, 2008