Exhaustipated

Too tired to give a shit!

I'm exhaustipated!!

by Bagpipe Baby November 16, 2017

exhaustipated

When you are so tired or your body is so sore that you can't even take a crap.

"I was so exhaustipated last night after work that I just sat on the toilet for 10 minutes hoping something would fall out."

"So did end up really backed up this morning?"

by Theodosia June 30, 2014

Exhaustipated

Noun, When someone or somebody is too tired to give a shit.

*After a long night of heavy drinking*
Jimmy: "Dude, James, Your car is gone! Somebody must've stolen it while we were in the bar!"
James: "I'll call Allstate in the morning - I'm far too exhaustipated."

by MondayGaming November 22, 2012

Exhaustipated

A deep state of physical and mental tiredness that induces actual constipation, and a trapped feeling of energy depletion.

I studied so much this week, I'm exhaustipated.

by UniQuorn March 25, 2022

Exhaustipated

Too tired to give a shit.

Guy 1: Your friend just died.
Guy 2: Sorry, I'm exhaustipated.

by OmegaSoul January 21, 2017

Exhaustipated

When you are so physically tired that you don't give a shit about things you normally would

I was going to decorate the Christmas Tree, but I was so exhaustipated this year.

by BlankWeevil87 January 06, 2015

Exhaustipated

Too tired to poop.

Im too tired to make it to the bathroom. I'm exhaustipated.

by BigjobsDunsmall April 21, 2018