An EDM larper is a fratboy, sorority girl, or clubber who goes to
music festivals and is LARPing as a raver. You can find shitloads of them at
music festivals such as Ultra Music Festival. To them being a raver means to look like a
Justin Bieber H&M ad meets neon fratboy
orgy. Much like Steelers fans, they
will hop on every major bandwagon the industry shoves down their throat. They see raving through the lense of what looks good on Instagram.
EDM larpers talk a whole lot about how they're going to "turn the fuck up". They never do. They don't know how to
party. That's why they make fun of people who actually turn up because they don't understand. It's kind of like how some people hate on Asians because deep down they're angry they stole all their good jobs. It's like that except it has more to do with frat
boys and clubbers with tiny penises going on roid
rage at the rest of partying world.
If you ever wanna find them you can go to Ultra Music Festival, they'll be wearing neon swimtrunks and a matching neon sweatband. EDM larpers are not just mainstagers though. They come in all shapes and sizes. They also wear lots of black too, and they say they're into Eric Prydz and Adam Beyer now. How depressing.
EDC
raver: You see that bro over there with the kandi that he bought online. He's what we call an edm larper. He most likely has a tiny penis.
UMF
raver: Sigmi Alpha Phi Alfalfa
Chi bro bro! Ruh ruh! Fuck PLUR, I just wanna see The Chainsmokers with my bros!
