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Eastern Washington

The eastern side of the Cascade Mountains in Washington State.

Eastern Washington is desert, with hills. There is nothing of value in eastern Washington. In the summer it is very hot, and in the winter it is barren and cold. Cities include Spokane, Pullman, Ellensberg, Yakima, Sunnyside, Othello, and Walla Walla. There is a lot of farm land, the state prison, Washington State University, and more Mexicans than any other race. You can find a large Mexican gang population of Surenos and Norentos in every single town in eastern Washington.

The Tri-Cities, in the middle of the state, is the fastest growing metropolitan area in the entire United States. That is one good thing about Eastern Washington.

Completely different than western Washington, which is modern, with technology, the biggest cities (besides Spokane and Tri-Cities) like Seattle, Tacoma, Olympia, Vancouver, Bellevue, Renton, and Everett. It has lush green forests. And rain. No snow, no heat, just gray skies and rain. Eastern Washingtoniens hate Western Washingtoniens, and vice-versa.
Kid from Seattle: "Im going to go to Eastern Washington on a college visit to WSU!!"

*crosses cascades* "wow this is different"

*2 hours later* wow there is nothing here

*passes through Yakima* "were those gunshots? i'm lost.. but everyone here is a mexican"

*driving through palouse* "kill me now"

*gets to WSU 5 hours later* "fuck this. I'll apply to UW!!"

*gets rejected in favor of Asian kid from out of state*
by SeattleSweat December 3, 2013
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Eastern New England Accent

An accent of English spoken in the East of New England.
The border is traditionally the Connecticut River, which separates the accents of Eastern and Western New England.
Eastern New England accents are non-rhotic while in Western New England the 'R's are pronounced everywhere.
by MartM May 28, 2007
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eastern glow

when the sun rises and all is calm
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Eastern Kentucky University

Located in Richmond KY, this is the nation's premier Law Enforcement, Emergency Medical Care, Assets Protection and Security college in the world. The Kentucky Department of Criminal Justice Training is situated on Eastern's campus, along with Kentucky State Police post 7. This college is the Yale/Harvard/Princeton/Stanford of those wishing to enter into a career for law enforcement.
1. Man, I found out I wasn't man enough to become a police officer while persuing a degree at Eastern Kentucky University, so I decided to go to the University of Kentucky for a liberal philosophy degree.
by Jim Black May 11, 2006
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eastern european

Someone who comes from Eastern Europe and has Eastern European ancestry.
'' Hey have you seen those Eastern Europeans they are f****** badass! ''
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Eastern Block

A Cold-War term used to refer to the countries of Eastern Europe, particularly those involved in the Warsaw Pact.
It is currently used occasionally to refer to the ethnic or racial decent of Americans with slavic decent.
The areas of the former Eastern Block is known for the export of nuclear weapons.
by Fencey May 24, 2005
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Eastern University

A small, private, Christian university located in the affluent suburbs of Philadelphia, the "main line". Here, students are taught to love the poor and the oppressed as part of the core curriculum. A bit pretentious at times, but altogether a lovely gathering of liberal Christians trying to find their place in the world.
by Lauren Bloom March 4, 2009
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