dyslexic cunt

A complete and utter retard that is usually un-coordinated. Usually used as an insult towards clumsy people.

Oh my god, how many times have you spilled your drink you dyslexic cunt

by SlihgtlyDyslexic August 21, 2016

Dyslexic Wet Willy

The act of sticking your finger into someone else's ear, then putting that finger into your own mouth.

After the class bully made fun of Johnny for not being able to read, he retaliated by giving his tormentor a dyslexic wet willy. Just like reading, this also did not work out too well for Johnny.

by PaintItSparkles April 26, 2013

Dyslexic Scab

Phoenix

Phoenix is a dyslexic scab

by Kai.bloop February 4, 2022

im dyslexic

when you do something stupid and you blame it on dyslexic

trips over own foot "im dyslexic"

by socks are the best December 6, 2017

Dyslexic Driver

A person on the road who cant concentrate or keeps swerving is called a Dyslexic Driver.

Omg that asshole in front of us is such a Dyslexic Driver!

by Your Co worker June 12, 2019

dyslexica

Proper noun. Dyslexica is a female Twi'lek, in the on-line game Star Wars Galaxies. She is a Rebel Master Commando, and Mayor of DaY Resort, on the planet Rori. Her full name is: Dyslexica Istoo, which spelled sideways would be: Is too a dyslexic.

Dyslexica is the Mayor of Day Resort, on Rori. Star Wars: Galaxies on-line game, Eclipse Galaxy.

by Dan Richards December 14, 2008

Tilly is dyslexic

It’s when someone named tilly is so dumb and can’t spell you call them a dyslexic peace of shit

oh my gosh! Tilly is dyslexic!!!!!!!

by all my my friends are dyslexic March 3, 2019