Fart and Depart

To fart and then leave the scene of the crime before the deed is discovered.

Bill: 'Urgh, what's that smell?'
Alice: 'Chris must have let one go. A classic case of fart and depart.'

by Dr C-K January 18, 2010

Anti Sex Maoist Department

This phrase is used whenever someone posts something horny in a Communist Server.

Person 1: <Posts Horny pic> CUM

Person 2: Huh? Unbased! Where the fuck is the Anti Sex Maoist Department?

by Red1917 January 4, 2021

Departure from gate two

When you're in a rush to catch a flight at gate 37b but you need to make dash for the toilet.

"Honey, I know we may miss our flight, but please hold my luggage, it's the last call for a departure from gate two."

by Guy Cbk November 9, 2012

Duperton

A rare sub-breed of dog that is noted by lean face and large hip to buttocks ratio. Good for pawing. Dopey. Vacant eyes.

Is that a duperton?!

Eh man it is!

by Milliemoops May 22, 2018

Cargo Department

The area of any company where the actual work is done, and done right.

If you want to introduce a new Fusion computer system best give it to the cargo department first

by St!cky January 20, 2009

coeur d'alene building department

A lot like big-city building department, but way more restrictive and difficult. Getting a permit through the building department is harder than going to Wal-Mart and not picking up any junk food. The time it takes to get plans through the building department is slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

I went to the Coeur d'Alene building department this morning, and then I decided to improve my day by plucking my eyeballs out.

by 4567sadsf February 23, 2017

The HSPVA creative writing department

The members of the creative writing department at HSPVA, located in houston texas. They are the not self-proclaimed chillest of departments.

"Wanna audition for The HSPVA creative writing department "

by Styx, like the river December 3, 2021