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Something or someone that is profoundly stupid or ridiculous,
Person one: The new Windows 8 operating system is so cool,

what do you think?

Person two: That statement is dumber than a bag of wet

mice,

Windows 8 is dumber than a bag of wet mice,

in fact YOU'RE dumber than a bag of wet mice

for sayin that!

Person one: You got really worked up about that.

Person two: I was just demonstrating what an awesome

phrase that is.

Person one: Well I think that that phrase

is dumber than a bag of wet mice!
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Jake is dumber than a box of rocks on any game we play
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where an individual that is really off and not quite there yet with the rest of his population.
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Dumber than Easter

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An obviously stupid event, person, place, or thing.

As George Carlin would say: "dumber than a second coat of paint".
Transubstantiation? Jesus Christ, that's Dumber than Easter!

Gift 700 Billion dollars to Wall Street Bankers to save the economy? Jesus Fucking Christ, that's Dumber than Easter!

Sarah Palin? Jesus Motherfucking Tittysucking Rollerskating Cocksucking Christ with hard-on, that bitch is Dumber than Easter!

See DUMBER THAN A SACK OF HAMMERS
by Charlie Bravo April 6, 2010
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Anyone who needs this definition. I mean, it’s stated in the name. Dumber than a box of rocks refers to people who are cocky, but extremely dumb.
“How many planets in our solar system are there?”
“I think like… 17? Yeah.”
Holy crap, they’re dumber than a box of rocks!”
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Whenever someone is being a complete moronic douche-bag of a whore, it is common to call them this name. Only use in cases where the women looks like an ugly lesbain.
Guy #1: Man that bitch uses the word Retarded while her kid looks Autistic!

Guy #2: That ugly stupid bitch is dumber than a short haired red-head.
by Bitch Imsmarterthanyou February 14, 2012
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Being dumber than someone that pushes a broom and cleans toilets for a living.
If you got any stupider you would be dumber than a bunch of cleaners!
by Scott Putnam December 22, 2008
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