A term used to describe old television producers, who are presumably inept or out of touch with younger viewers, when they make inexplicable program decisions.
Producer: We're calling the new car segment "rides, whips and hoons."
Kevin: What the hell is a hoon?
Producer: You know, it's what you youngsters call...hmmm...
Kevin: I swear it's like a "cat driving a bus."
Producer: Just shut up and read your lines you little punk unless you wanna go back to bagging groceries.
Kevin: Sorry sir, can I get you some more coffee.
Kevin: What the hell is a hoon?
Producer: You know, it's what you youngsters call...hmmm...
Kevin: I swear it's like a "cat driving a bus."
Producer: Just shut up and read your lines you little punk unless you wanna go back to bagging groceries.
Kevin: Sorry sir, can I get you some more coffee.
by AOTS Fan September 28, 2010
by River Bandit September 22, 2010
having sexual intercourse.
by MoJo Mojowitz August 30, 2005
-He changed the meeting time from 5:00 to 12:00 and now to 7:00
D@mn!! It's like a Cat driving a bus!
D@mn!! It's like a Cat driving a bus!
by wiiS360 September 21, 2010
by Zossimus September 21, 2010
In the same vein as 'whatever floats your boat'. This phrase is useful when talking back to bus drivers. It's the same thing as saying 'Whatever makes you happy', but this version is more sarcastic and rude.
Bus driver: I'm going to have to ask you to get off the bus. You are bothering the other passengers.
Milly: Whatever drives your bus, man.
Milly: Whatever drives your bus, man.
by 333Emmaline May 11, 2010
Vomiting into a toilet -often violently and for an extended time- whilst holding its rim like a steering wheel.
Australian Prime Minister, Kevin Rudd, when asked at a press conference about his recent bout of food poisoning: "Yes, I was driving the porcelain bus half the night."
by Ozymoron October 3, 2009