by tatomuck1 November 09, 2008
a fat bald guy who thinks he knows everything and makes up really wierd metaphors that are connected to farm life
someone who should be put off the air and sent back to milking cows on the Texas ranch
someone who should be put off the air and sent back to milking cows on the Texas ranch
by meowm sux a lot December 09, 2003
A quack who hypnotizes people like Kate Armstrong from Parnell and fills the airwaves with big words and fancy hand gestures.
Kate Armstrong, the naturopath from Parnell realising that she had an assignment due procrastinated by watching Dr Phil ridicule some poor guy with low self esteem. "Dr Phil you're a genius." She said with apparent disregard to the crap that came out of his mouth.
by t money June 08, 2004
He has the best job in the world! Every weekday he gets paid to yell at a bunch of the stupidest brain-dead motherfuckers in America! I want that job!!
That Dr. Phil seriously needs to kick his show up a notch. For every stupid statement or action that one of his guests makes, he needs to make 'em spin a punishment wheel.
Dr. Phil: "Ok pal, for that 'eatin ain't cheatin' comment, the wheel says you gotta... ohhhh, damn! Fellate a bull? Well, the wheel don't lie. Better to get it over with now."
Dr. Phil: "Ok pal, for that 'eatin ain't cheatin' comment, the wheel says you gotta... ohhhh, damn! Fellate a bull? Well, the wheel don't lie. Better to get it over with now."
by Freudian Slit February 27, 2005
A syndicated psychologist with his own TV show on daytime television. Enjoys telling others to lose weight when he is quite guilty of the same allegation as well.
kriptik, a local frequenter of Undernet is obsessed with this man and will stop at nothing to spread his name.
kriptik, a local frequenter of Undernet is obsessed with this man and will stop at nothing to spread his name.
by Varter April 20, 2004
A morbidly obese poseur without a degree who calls himself "Doctor". Best known for sympathetically dispensing Magic 8-Ball level advice and shamelessly self-promoting himself at every opportunity (see Letterman, Oprah shows). Perhaps most offensive is the fact that this corpulent Walrus is selling people a *diet* book.
by Jeff Urban (seriously, that's my real name) January 24, 2006
Michael: *rants about life*
Me: Thanks, Dr. Phil
Dr. Phil: I want you to *insert something stupid here*
Me: *throws axe at TV*
Me: Thanks, Dr. Phil
Dr. Phil: I want you to *insert something stupid here*
Me: *throws axe at TV*
by Bayou Bob March 23, 2005