Dora the explorer

Literally an insult to ANYONE'S intelligence. This isn't for pre-schoolers, this is for people in comas. The show includes an annoying Spanish girl that constantly does dangerous, stupid shit and has parents that apparently approve of said dangerous, stupid shit. Way to teach the kids, asshole. Then, as if they haven't been stupifying us enough with their inane bullshit, they ask the most obvious questions, and (in case you are blind or dead) point them out in the most obvious manner. For example, Dora asks "Where is Benny the Bull's farm?" Suddenly, the camera pans the the side until there is nothing left BUT the barn. Then, a tornado comes down to draw your attention to the spot where the barn is, while a giant flashing arrow points directly at it. And then, as if we (or the children, or whatever) were to dumb to find it, a shitty blue cursor "beats us to the punch" as the little bitch mockingly congratulates us on a job well done. Fuck you, you little shit! Also, Dora travels along with a gay little monkey (no offense intended, I'm just pointing out he's gay) that is literally incapable of anything but whinning and bitching the entire fucking show. Then, at least once a show, they run into the residental badass, Swiper the fox, who steal items from them and conviniently tosses them into a pile of similar items - that is, unless Dora, Boots and of course, you utter out the phrase "Swiper, don't swipe it" three times, which causes the sneaky fox to snap his fingers mafia-style and run away like a pussy. Wow, a real gangsta, that one. If I was Swiper, I'd bite Dora's tits of and shove them down Boot's mouth. Then I'd break my own neck on a tree for being such a pansy. What a shit show.

HELLO, AMIGOS! CAN YOU FIND BOOTS?! THAT'S RIGHT, HE'S RIGHT UP MY ASS!
*click*

by punchline February 28, 2005

Doraemon

the most successful icon in japanese anime history

um um um
tottemo daisuki
DORAEMONNNN ~

by shouriman October 12, 2003

dorah

The most dank friend you’ll ever have, confident, independent, and all-around amazing. She has a great sense of humour and even better hair. Not to be confused with Dora the explorer.

Person A: is that Dora the explorer?
Person B: no, that’s a Dorah

by SexyLlamaNotABean May 13, 2018

Doja Cat

A singer and rapper who got famous from her song Mooooo

person1:have u heard of doja cat
Person2: that girl who sang Moooo

by justalittleteehee August 30, 2020

Dora

A Spanish cartoon character who is rejected by society for having a head shaped like a "watermelon". Dora is also known for a monkey sidekick named Boots, who oddly enough wears boots. Dora may also occasionally ask questions to nobody, stare into your soul, and blurt out the obvious answer that nobody said.

Dora: do you know where to go *stares into soul*
You: *does nothing*
Dora: That's right! We have to go that way!
You: *perplexed*

by JUSTSOMEANONYMOUSSAVAGE April 1, 2017

Doral Academy Middle School

Will make you want to hang your self with all the homework they give you. They take your phone for no fucking reason (Ms.Vega). They give you Saturday school for no reason.

Doral Academy Middle School makes me want to hang myself!

by Fucking student October 14, 2019

Doras Head

~To have a head the shape of a football

~A rather large head

~A bad looking haircut

Jamie- "Wow that girl has Doras Head."
Sara- "LMAO you're right! Its HUGE!"

John- "Holy crap, did you see Jack's haircut?? It looks like Doras Head!"

Mike- "That kid has a Dora Head! It looks like a football'!"

by jamieB June 14, 2014