A Moonie Doonie is a young boy who kidnaps old ladies and flies them to the moon to fuck for 12 hours and lock them in a crater in the moon, then visits monthly to repeat the process.
by Praelia259 June 1, 2017
Get the moonie dooniemug. The scariest individual to ever walk the earth. Native to Southern California's upper class neighborhoods. Characterized by a blank stare and Nike dunk shoes, he prowls the internet in search of trendy fashions and accessories. Other characteristics include:
1. Magazines such as Sole Collector, Crago, or Black Book strewn about his work desk.
2. Excessive use of the Terms
"Merk", "Pipe", or "Beat"
3. Requests for Porn DVD's containing "Big, Sweaty, Slathery, Flithy chicks with big asses"
1. Magazines such as Sole Collector, Crago, or Black Book strewn about his work desk.
2. Excessive use of the Terms
"Merk", "Pipe", or "Beat"
3. Requests for Porn DVD's containing "Big, Sweaty, Slathery, Flithy chicks with big asses"
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