Dogwater

A slang kids use, This term Is mainly used by Fortnite kids, attention seekers, 9 year olds, virgins, humans who are stuck in 2021. Dog water means trash thought if someone uses this word on you they are probably the trash one,

Ethan: mom I need 10 thousand vbucks

Ethan mom: sorry honey, I bought you 100 thousand vbucks yesterday for taking a shower in rain, and besides I am in major debt, lost my job, and can barley afford the bills,

Ethan: your fucking dogwater mom,

Ethan mom: how dare you said that this is why your dad left us

by Russians I got February 5, 2022

Dogwater

A lame phrase lame small dick middle school boys like using

Small dick middle school boy : OH MY GOD!!! HE'S DOGWATER!!!
Normal person : Die
*Shoots small dick middle school boy

by 10,11 Buff Cat Dilf June 18, 2022

dogwater

dogwater defined short and sweet is a shitty car with shit brakes and a shit window usually owned by someone who’s name starts with a z

“omg zach your car is literally dogwater”

by shitfuckincar February 2, 2021

Absolutely dogwater

when you suck at the game that bad instead your (dogwater) YOUR ABSOLUTELY DOGWATER YOU WERE 10-0 KID

DUDE YOUR ABSOLUTELY DOGWATER IM LEAVING COME ON GUYS LETS GO!

by Beau Julius MN May 13, 2021

Dogwater

When someone is so bad at fortnite they rage quit and smash there console.

My friend was so dogwater at fortnite.

by Astro M December 23, 2020

dogwater

Term for tap water ordered in a restaurant in lieu of bottled water. Common usage in Europe.

Those cheap bastards at table 6 want dogwater with their dinner.

by Russga January 6, 2008

dogwater

it means cute + hydrated trust me bro im trying to get thigh pics from this egirl i like

she's dogwater, i want to sex!!

by imfinn March 13, 2021