When you're a in a mad morning rush & dont have time to clean your teeth/deoderise or shower. You only have time for what the dog would do before he went out bum sniffing for the day. A piss & followed by dipping your face in a bowl of water
I woke up at 8.55 & had to go straight to work. I'm proper stinking, cos all i had time for was a Dog's Breakfast
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Get the dog's breakfast mug.An easy to prepare breakfast dish consisting of a slice of toast topped by two softboiled eggs and cut into bite-sized pieces. Ketchup is optional.
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Get the dog's breakfast mug.Dogs allowed to roam free in rural areas will sometimes kill and eat small wild animals, thereby acquiring intestinal worm infestations. This can cause them to vomit in the night. Not every dog in that situation, but some, will then eat their own vomit, now-dead worms and all, when they wake in the morning.
Woke to find that Harley had already made his own dog's breakfast - puked up that rabbit he caught, plus some roundworms, and was re-eating the whole mess off the floor in the summer kitchen, by the wood stove.
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