Dog's Breakfast

When you're a in a mad morning rush & dont have time to clean your teeth/deoderise or shower. You only have time for what the dog would do before he went out bum sniffing for the day. A piss & followed by dipping your face in a bowl of water

I woke up at 8.55 & had to go straight to work. I'm proper stinking, cos all i had time for was a Dog's Breakfast

by scousedom July 5, 2011

Dog Pig Bread

DOG PIG DOG PIG DOG PIG DOG PIG DOG PIG DOG PIG LOAF OF BREAD SYSTEM ERROR...

Is That a- DOG PIG BREAD

by PurpleRainJacob June 8, 2021

dog's breakfast

Usually eaten in morning - A dog's breakfast

Eat your breakfast dog.

by El_Nombre June 18, 2004

dog's breakfast

An easy to prepare breakfast dish consisting of a slice of toast topped by two softboiled eggs and cut into bite-sized pieces. Ketchup is optional.

"What do you want for breakfast, sweetie?"
"Oooh, Mom, would you please make dog's breakfast?"

by Angela Carrington April 14, 2006

dog's breakfast

A chess possition where white is kicking black's ass by means of an ingenius pawn offensive.

D-dog's got a tight dog's breakfast goin' on. Black homie's possition is wack.

by Black Kight, Ph.D. May 13, 2006

dog's breakfast

This is what a dog eats for breakfast. Probably a bonio.

DOn't eat all the bonios. theyre for the dog's breakfast

by moomin21 June 18, 2004

dog's breakfast

Dogs allowed to roam free in rural areas will sometimes kill and eat small wild animals, thereby acquiring intestinal worm infestations. This can cause them to vomit in the night. Not every dog in that situation, but some, will then eat their own vomit, now-dead worms and all, when they wake in the morning.

Woke to find that Harley had already made his own dog's breakfast - puked up that rabbit he caught, plus some roundworms, and was re-eating the whole mess off the floor in the summer kitchen, by the wood stove.

by baumhauer01 August 3, 2018