Divorce

When your bitch wife wants to leave you to fuck some crackhead asshole behind McDonald's

You:Bruh my wife filed for divorce and left me for some crackhead asshole she fucks behind McDonald's
Bruh: Bruh dat's cray

by MyWifeLeftMeAndTookMyKids October 4, 2019

Divorce

YES!!! I DID IT! I AM THE GREATEST!! BRIGHTEST LIGHT IN THE NIGHT SKY!!

Iam "Hey, you hear about the Divorce?"

Hym "DID YOU DOUBT MY POWER!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"

by Hym Iam April 20, 2022

Divorce

One of the worst things parents can do to devastate their child.

Divorce sucks ugh!

by Bunnies! July 30, 2011

Divorce

Just a 7 letter word for hell. Rips out hearts. Hurts more kids than adults. Causes more pain and hurt than imaginable. Also causes kids to flip out and get severely depressed.

I always knew my fucking parents would get divorced. I don't want to live w/ either of them. I hate them both so much. They suck ass.

Fuck getting divorced. I'm never getting married after all that my parents put me through w/ their divorce.

by Jersey Girl February 21, 2004

divorce

the act of surgically taking a wife's hands from her husband's neck and attatching them to his balls and wallet

guy 1: got a divorce, bitch got everything, shes so far up my ass if she spits its comin out of my mouth
guy 2: bummer...

by The Gibber June 15, 2007

divorce

1. n. Proof in writing that a female failed to secure complete control over her mate, as well as failing to forcefully change him into the person she saw fit for herself, usually involving the looting of 1/2 of the males' monetary and/or physical belongings which is often stolen legally by said parasitic gold diggers; of which make up 99.9% of the female population.

Guy #1: "My wife is a cheating whore."

Guy #2: "Bitches ain't nothin' but hoes and tricks."

Guy #1: "You're right. I need a divorce."

by NYC April 9, 2006

divorce

1)the most pathetic excuse for your parents being a bunch of stupid shits.

they suck and ruin lives.

nothing good comes out of them, except for the wife, who gets to rape her ex with childsupport, which mostly gets spent on stupid shit
(in my situation, a new set of dishes, and big screen tv...)

2)a way to show your kids that you don't care about them cause you want to go and fuck up their lives by messing them up socially, mentally, AND emotionally...

my parents are failures as parents and thus got a divorce, and i will never forgive them for that.

by greg April 19, 2004