Human Pez Dispenser

To cut someones throat in such a way as to make their head fall back like a pez dispenser.

OJ got pissed and turned Nicole into a human pez dispenser!

by Trinacria January 16, 2009

shit dispenser

it is a bunghole;asshole; chocolate factory

tootie- dude i got to shit

chup- me too, my shit dispenser is broken tho it keeps leakin

by chupchup November 13, 2006

Perez Dispenser

A pseudo-paparazzi wannabe who simply regurgitates all online informational gossip there is to know about a high-profile celebrity.

"Oh my God! Last night, Jason was looking to be the center of attention last night at the club. In his failed attempt to become an in-crowd member, he simply told us everything about Lindsay Lohan that we already knew. He's such a Perez Dispenser!"

by The Veuve Clicquot Coalition March 2, 2009

Japanese Candy Dispenser

Where you stick gumballs up an Asian chick's snatch and fish them out with your tongue.

"Yeah I did a Japanese Candy Dispenser to that one Asian Chick last night. Getting those gumballs out was hard."

by Funtimesnumber1 November 20, 2011

ketchup dispenser

Abbreviation for Vagina, but is used more as a gross term than good.

Her ketchup dispenser is on its rags again.

Its that time of the month for the ketchup dispenser.

by Joe Blogggs October 30, 2006

Boner Dispenser

someone with the raw sexual magnatism of a lust filled dynamism equating to the walking orgasm inspiration

Guy 1 : dude she is such a boner dispenser!
Guy 2 : bro i don't know what you are talking about...
Guy 1 : you sure dude ?? look down
Guy 2 : ....

by AmyIsABonerDispenser July 28, 2011

Nice pezz dispenser

1.The secret code to get into every gay bar in the Univerce
2.A gay come on.

Gay guy: let me in.
Gay bouncier:Whats the secret code.
Gay guy:"Nice pezz dispenser"
Gay bouncier: your in.

by Koat(knower of all things) May 30, 2009