Dismemberment of a lamb

A porno film starring John and Lorena Bobbitt, based on silence of the lambs.

Dismemberment of a lamb combined a porno and a horror film, but it wasn't really scary or funny, it also wasn't a serious movie. It was just a guy getting partly butchered on camera, no more, no less.

Lawyer- This motherfucker sent a DVD of her cutting off John Bobbitt's penis, and my daughter was the first one to watch it.

by Solid Mantis October 19, 2020

Dismemberment of a lamb

A porno film starring John and Lorena Bobbitt, based on silence of the lambs.

Dismemberment of a lamb combined a porno and a horror film, but it wasn't really scary or funny, it also wasn't a serious movie. It was just a guy getting partly butchered on camera, no more, no less.

Lawyer- This motherfucker sent a DVD of her cutting off John Bobbitt's penis to my house, and my daughter was the first one to watch it.

by Solid Mantis October 19, 2020

Dismembered

When yr penis is no longer yours

Mrs. Lorraina Bobbit dismembered her husband when she cut off his penis and chunked it out the window

by jmtthatsme February 22, 2021

Dimemetris

a little kiddo that is stinky and always klapsomoyniazei for everything. He eats dick for breakfast, lunch and dinner and he has no friends. He also has the worst taste in humour because he laughs at amogus memes non-ironically in 2021. He is a mpastardo mounopano arxidi malakisthri poutanokwliariko prixarxidomouno papari.

Person 1:Dimemetris is such a stinky little kiddo! I hope he dies.

Person 2:So do I!!

by Dimemetris November 20, 2021

Dismember

1. To be divided or partified.

2. To have your limbs cut off.

Half of disabled people are in a Dismember

by SkyBeetle July 11, 2022

Dismember

The action of chopping off your penis and mailing it to your partner. This tradition is usually used in long distance relationships.

Taylor: Hey babe, I miss you
LeBron: Don't worry, I will dismember myself, you'll be happy soon!
Taylor: Hooray!

by cutejo March 18, 2025

carpe diememe

Used to urge someone to make the most of the present time and give little thought to the future by creating dank memes out of any unfortunate situation.

Translates literally to: "seize the meme"

That meme will problem offend a lot of people... oh well, carpe diememe

by Juerdor Titsgo December 10, 2019