red dirt road

when a man and a woman have sex and the woman is on her period, the man pops her cherry and then starts having anal sex with the woman.

Jim: "hey, me and my girlfriend took the red dirt road last night"
Fred: "yeah man, when the red river flows, take the dirt road home"

by Lorf29 April 7, 2016

If the river runs red take the dirt track instead

If one's girlfriend is on a period one should stick one's cock up her ass instead

When a man fucks his lady up the ass because she is on her periods to avoid a bloodstained cock

by Bob March 26, 2005

When the red rivers flowing, take the dirt road home

Having Anal Intercourse while a girl is on her period.

Joe: I really wanna fuck Joanna, but she's on her period

Fred:Well, you know what they say, when the red rivers flowing, take the dirt road home.

Joe: I better bring lube.

by Mike hock. July 16, 2010

If The River's Red, Try The Dirt Track Instead

Comical saying. Means if your woman's flowing, do her up the arse.

Dave: Man, I can't have sex with Lucy at the moment, she's having her period!
Phil: So what? If the river's red, try the dirt track instead!

by Public Enemy Number 42 May 3, 2008

when the river runs red take the dirt road

when a woman is on her period and you are having sex flip her over and have anal sex

"when the river runs red take the dirt road", said my horny father

by incorrect defenitions June 6, 2014