Dirto

Mable: hey Deacon, I’m feeling so Horny I want it in all 3 holes!

Deacon: Dirto!

I want sex so much! Dirto (Ditto)

by Carpetdude September 29, 2021

Dirtonian

The grimey people that live and run around in Daytona Beach, Florida.

That dirtonian stole my dope then pretended to help me look for it.

by Mak4205sss August 20, 2025

Thinking outside the dirtbox

To either accept your girlfriend's refusal to allow anal sex or to find a creative way to get her to change her mind.

Chris: My girlfriend says she finds the thought of anal sex disgusting.
Stu: Looks like you're going to have to start thinking outside the dirtbox.

by The Beastmeister November 10, 2013

South Jersey Dirtbox

Find a dead male deer, cut off its penis and chop it up into pieces. Mix it with a handful of moist dirt and shove it up your significant others ass. Let it ferment in there for an hour and proceed to eat the finished product.

I just at a South Jersey Dirtbox.

by Yupper Fupper November 30, 2023