diarise

Wanky corporate lingo meaning to "enter into your diary" used by wanky corporate types.

Corporate Wanker 1: I'll touch base with you tomorrow but meanwhile can you, like, diarise our next meeting on Tuesday so we can drill down on this issue.

Corporate Wanker 2: Sure. I'll bring the skim soy lattes.

by Tsar Pushka October 26, 2007

Tungsten dioxide

Only true intellectuals will understand this.
So, when using Tungsten dioxide make sure to actually know what it means and don't expect us, intellectuals to tell you.

Intellectual: Tungsten dioxide, What's this?
Dum dum: Wtf??

by not alisha January 5, 2019

Urban Dicrionary

you just misspelled Urban dictionary, and why the fuck are you even searching up the website ONthe website??

Jake: yo man have you heard that Urban dicrionary just got scammed of a million dollars?
brake: did you just misspelled Urban dictionary?
Jake: wait but this is real life
brake: wait they got scammed?
Jake: what?
brake: what?

by siloricity September 28, 2019

Zoelí Dior

Some random female that uses her voice to get compliments from guys and makes actual good music she goes by the name Zowwei

Random #1: have u heard of zoelí dior?

Random #2: yeah she’s busy sending vm’s (voice messages) on the gram

Random #1: ughh the usuals

by guapbae March 2, 2021

Iann Dior

Juice WRLDS Son

Juice:no u
Iann Dior :No

U

by 𝒮𝒸𝓏𝓇𝒻𝓍𝒸𝑒 June 11, 2019

monohydrogen dioxide

What retards think water is. Water is actually dihydrogen monoxide (H2O). Monohydrogen dioxide is hydroxic acid.

Yo, check out my favorite rapper Vanilla Ice drinking a bottle of monohydrogen dioxide!

by kenbojoe May 25, 2006

video diaries

one direction did these for the X-factor and continued doing them after. most of Louis Tomlinson’s iconic catch phrases were made in these such as no! jimmy protested

Directioner: have you ever seen the boys’ video diaries
Random Person: no what are they about?
Directioner: Louis is so funny he always yells at the boys!

by Mymom247 March 15, 2021