dildouche

a combination of dildo and douche bag, describing a person exhibitng qualities of both

Look at that dildouche with all that gel in his hair and shiny tshirt.

by kdeez October 16, 2009

Dildough

Money required to purchase sex toys.

I caught my girlfriend trying to put my dildough into her piggybank.

by gnostic1 June 28, 2010

dildough

when a female specimen inserts a baguette into her vaginal cavity for pleasure or fun

“Yo amy whas the bread in the oven for”
“oh im just making a dildough to put in my pussy”

by blazin till the end June 16, 2018

Dilmun

He is the anchient one. All things happen because of him. He is chosen.

Dilmun is next to you.

by Dilmun November 10, 2016

Dilmurod

He is the best boyfriend ever.

1 girl: Have you seen Dilmurod. He is so hot!
2 girl: Yes! But he has a girlfriend. Back off!

by ktoetopisal November 20, 2021

dildough

i found 10 under my moms closes in the closet.

let me eat some dildough

by STEPBRO ACTION November 2, 2020

Dildough

A female prosthetic phallus made from a meat based dough, most likely meatball mix, to cover a She wee (a funnel used by women to urinate standing up, commonly used at festivals)

Think I'm gonna make a dildough for Glasto, see you in a bit

by Gingle October 28, 2010