Dilldong

A total douchebag. Loves being with his/her mom on any occasion. May excell in school but has no friends. Also may be someone who is horrible in bed. A disgrace to society. If you ever find yourself with this person, you know you are a fag.

"Yo, did you see that dilldong and his mom at the movies?"

by tyedye95 February 24, 2009

dilldonics

A language based off the sounds of slurping and rubber slapping against itself which doesn't contain any prepositions, verbs, or any other type of word that isn't a noun. The only nouns present in the language pertain to having sex with artificial objects.

My mom was speaking dilldonics so I think she wants to screw a broom.

by brandon cluff April 20, 2006

DillyDough

When you make a Dill pickle that looks like a penis out of dough.

Oh Jared, I left my DillyDough in the oven. The Wife wants to use it tonight.

by Anymouzzz July 24, 2019

dillydangler

someone who dangles their dilly

billy get that cum out of ur mouth you dillydangler

by surcumsized hitler January 21, 2022

dillyfangle

A Dillyfangle is any kind free dangling object.

(looking at a cord from some ones jumper) Hey Dude look at that cool Dillyfangle.

(the exses strap from some ones weapon sling) Ah buddy youd better tighten up that Dillyfangle.

by SGT. M Ecoy July 3, 2009

dillywonk

Sort of like a thingamajig or doodad, but more confusing.

"What is that?"
"Just a little dillywonk I came up with."

by tyger9575 February 15, 2015

Dildodongusrex

A mythical being with a penis that gets larger every time it is used. Legend says that the size of it's penis is now inconceivable. People say they have seen this creature in the southern parts of India disguised as a little boy with dark skin.

Damn boy! Your dick so big, you look like dildodongusrex!

by irchmirch September 2, 2021