dijonay

dijonay is the most amazing person you will ever meet in your life, they are always there for you. a great leader. Has a beautiful personality.

you need a dijonay in you life

by little_brownie13 May 13, 2018

Getting Diagonal

When you have the whole bed to yourself and you take full advantage.

"Robs working all nite, looks like I'm getting diagonal!"

by teejones February 5, 2010

Dignity Cloth

A euphemistic term for any material (although most commonly a tissue) used to clean up after oneself post auto-eroticism.

Use in the singular is consistent even if more than one tissue is required for the mop up.

While most commonly applicable to, it is not male exclusive.

After masturbating for the ninth time before noon, David realized this is what his life had amounted to after getting dumped by his half-blind, socially awkward, deaf, mute, perpetually stoned girlfriend.

Considering ending it all there, he gazed down at the mess he had just unleashed and heaved a great sigh. The thought of being found dead covered in his own ejaculate quickly dissuaded him. Reaching for a piece of dignity cloth, he slowly cleaned and pulled himself back together.

by French Peasant October 5, 2010

Dijon docking

When you dip your dick into a jar of dijon mustard.

Did you see jared's snapchat of him dijon docking?

by Bigrik420 November 11, 2020

Digcondicrondus

When your teacher won't stop making "your mom" jokes.

Student:"Hey Mr Smith I heard your son was in an accident is he ok?"

Teacher:"I HAD SEX WITH YOUR MOTHER!"

Student:"This is a Digcondicrondus moment!"

Cue Laugh Track

by FRICKO MODE June 17, 2021

Digant

an overpowered man who has mustache at age of 13 and is verry op becase he is the son of naruto and sasuke. Needless to say he gets all of the girls in the school LIKE ALL OF THEM

Ayyo is that Diganth,shit he might steal my girl!

by Namitthenobody November 23, 2021

Dibonic Shit

The most horrendus, ghastly, smelly, retarded, gooey, raging, shitty shit on the face of the planet. God help you if you know someone that takes these kinds of shits.

Shawndavious: Ay man, listen I understand you taking a big dump in there, but you gotta get out of my bathroom eventually.

David: Alright man, I'm out! Thanks for letting me use your toilet, I was holding that in for 9 days!

Shawndavious: It's cool man-*Smells something Dibonic* MAN WHAT THE FUCK?!!!? BOY DID YOU TAKE A DIBONIC SHIT!?!

David: Yeah.... sorry man, hey I mean Febreze is on sale?

*Shawndavious pulls out a glock and shoots and kills David. He then proceeds to strap dibonic explosives to himself and blows up.

by ITS YA HOMIE NIGGLER December 26, 2022