digicuffer

dig·i·cuff·er | dij'-i-kf-fə(r)

noun
1. A person who engages in digicuffs; a social media pugilist.
2. A virtual boxer.
3. One who fights with Tweets instead of fists.
4. Kanye West.

(plural digicuffers)

Jimmy Kimmel got thrashed on Twitter when he parodied Kanye West, a skilled digicuffer:

| "SARAH SILVERMAN IS A THOUSAND TIMES FUNNIER THAN YOU AND THE WHOLE WORLD KNOWS IT!!!" — GAY FISH (@kanyewest)
| "...YOU MANIPULATIVE MEDIA MUTHERFUCKER." — KANYE WEST (@kanyewest)
| "apparently @KanyeWest is VERY VERY ANGRY with me...." — Jimmy Kimmel (@jimmykimmel)

by joepa007 December 17, 2013

Zer0_DeGiorno

emits hazardous amounts of gay or means gay sex

hey! wanna have Zer0_DeGiorno tonight?

by moodybluesthechad September 5, 2021

Cedward Diggorlen

A nickname used for Robert Pattinson based on his two biggest characters, Cedric Diggory (of Harry Potter) and Edward Cullen (of Twilight).

Cedric Diggory + Edward Cullen = Cedward Diggorlen

by Margo Roth Spiegelman II July 16, 2009

digiorno porno

When a couple begins intercourse over a large Digiorno pizza, covering themselves in all the ingredients that are used on the pizza, and after the male or female climaxes, they spread their semen nicely on the pizza and they enjoy it to themselves for a nice, romantic dinner.

Frank: "Hey dude, me and my wife Cassidy finally did a Digiorno Porno together, and it was so goddamn beautiful."

Cassidy: "My husband and I did something called a Digiorno Porno last night, and it wasn't that bad to say the least."

by philipino descent October 3, 2017

Buon Giorno, DiGiorno!

Waking up to a blow job, but secretly just wanting a pizza.

She fellatio’d me as the Sun rose over the hilltops, but man was I hungry. Buon Giorno, DiGiorno!

by TFCB January 1, 2021

digibits

Microbits of social communication archived on the web not to be confused with one's naughty bits. Most usually things we prefer not to ever be archived, let alone, archived on the web. Usually found on twitter, posterous and more often than not, on a facebook wall.

When I try to sleep, digibits call and haunt me.

If I don't remove my digibits, all hell will break loose.

by LittleMsSocio February 19, 2010

Digcondicrondus

When your teacher won't stop making "your mom" jokes.

Student:"Hey Mr Smith I heard your son was in an accident is he ok?"

Teacher:"I HAD SEX WITH YOUR MOTHER!"

Student:"This is a Digcondicrondus moment!"

Cue Laugh Track

by FRICKO MODE June 17, 2021