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Dickrider

Mary, Jessica
When someone follows another person around and always wants to be around them and know what’s happening at all times..
When Mary laughs at a joke she didn’t even hear “THatS SOOOoooO fUnNY, wHaT diD yOu SaY?” Follows people everywhere

R and P say “Mary’s such a dickrider”
by Chrysanthemum July 2, 2018
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Dickfinger

A slighlty shortened finger that looks like a male reproduction organ only smaller. (Hopefully, for your own sake)
So I tried to turn a running snowblower into a sock puppet and now I'm left with a dickfinger for a middle finger
by Ol Dickfinger Himself June 14, 2009
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dickfingers

an insult used when i was so frustrated that i couldn't think of any other insult.
guy 1 is being a total jackass
guy 2: DICKFINGERS! you just knocked over my beer!
by gofuk yerself November 9, 2005
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Avatar: the Last Dickbender

When you are having intercourse with a cancer patient and you place your penis across the middle of their bald scalp, from behind, and the cancer parient takes a selfie.
I saw that girl’s Snapchat story and she looked like Avatar: the Last Dickbender.
by Docta Soose April 11, 2019
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dickbender

The maneuver in which a male or a hermaphrodite bends its penis to temporarily relieve pain associated with an otherwise unattended erection, much akin to the feeling of pushing on a bruise.

A generic term for dances done with a friend you want to have sex with but who does not want to have sex with you in which the dancers do not come into purposeful physical contact.
Carlos had nothing else he could do, watching his professor pick up her dropped marker in that short skirt, but a thirty degree dickbender.

At the halloween party Mark danced the standard american dickbender set with his best friend, Tiffany, including the seventies point, the face-in-a-box, and caught-on-the-fishing-line.
by 1fooln6billion October 28, 2010
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Dickrider

One who begins to begins to fuck with a person/celebrity after they got fame. ex: (rappers,band,team). Like XXXtentacion, this one guy I know never fucked with X until he died.
Matt ur such a dickrider
by The stood January 9, 2019
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dickrider

Somebody that isn't true to something and is only in it because it's the in thing.
It can be sports, music or TV.
Most San Francisco Giants fans are dickriding faggots because they don't know anything about the team.
by Cyrus December 10, 2004
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