dickscratch

a person of low intellect; a buffoonish doucher.

Look at that guy trying pick up that girl, what a dickscratch.

by HoTranBrasky December 10, 2009

dickitarian

somebody who loves dick.

Sam: Dude, I'm such a dickitarian!
Bobby: Hell no homo! Bobarian powers activate!

by Sarah Fuckup February 5, 2009

dickstapating

The feeling of being soo horny and your penis is constipating on over due sperm that has overloaded the storage space and seeking an exit from the body prior to bursting

This celibate bullshit my girlfriend put me through for the past months got me dickstapating dude, I feel like a human stuck to two balls of sperm

by Maknoni January 24, 2018

Dickfart

A dumb bitch named gabby

Gabby is a dickfart because I said so

by Pimp ass guy January 29, 2018

dicksalt

an insult normally used out of compulsion to describe a person who recently took something of yours or screwed you out of something you deserved.

Yo Dicksalt why you messing with my stuff!

by Sludgecone April 21, 2007

dickstand

an early morning hard-on

Dirk tried to roll over in bed and go back to sleep, but his dickstand got in the way.

by papadac June 30, 2007

dickfart

A self-important man who doesn't command the respect that he believes he does and therefore is not taken seriously by his peers and cohorts.

Often, as means to extract comedic value from a dickfart, he will be led to believe that his misbegotten status is legitimate, further making his false sense of authority appear that much more absurd.

I can't believe that dickfart just tried to tell us all how to do our jobs. How can he think he has any credibility when he doesn't even prepare for the meeting?

by hinder90 February 23, 2010