Dickolosis

Scoliosis of the penis

He took his pants off and I need a road map to navigate the turns of his dickolosis.

by Dirtywine December 16, 2018

Frosty The Dickless Vampire

a cartoon thats frosty has no dick but is a vampire

hey look! its Frosty The Dickless Vampire!

by salma the salmon June 29, 2019

dickless

One without a dick

That boy is dickless

by Phr0s7 April 5, 2003

dicktosis

an offensive odor originating from the male genital region. i.e. a stank wang

Jamal is a fine ass brother, but Shanikwa refused to fuck with him after she got a whiff of his dicktosis.

by H-Squared April 20, 2008

Dickless Nicholas

(1) A emasculated male usually due to marriage or a very close relationship

(2) A castrated or eunuch male

(3) A male feminist

(4) A Transsexual Male

(5) A Dyke or very masculine male

A man who allows his wife to be a swinger and have sex with anyone she wants to but he only stays faithful to her is a dickless Nicholas

by EmJayee October 9, 2017

Absolute Fucking Horseshit Dickless Faggot

Noun. Also known as a fucking idiot virgin with dick sores from beatin it all day while thinking about GUYS...

Definition: Those assholes who try to impress some stupid bitch by attempting to enter her bitch name with some sappy, faggy, totaly unrealistic description into the urban dictionary in hopes of actually getting to smell a pussy one day. You're all losers.

Nobody gives 2 shits about how nice you think some twat is. She's already cheating on you because chicks don't respect wussy little cock pockets like you, you absolute fucking horseshit dickless faggot!

by kel the dog August 14, 2010

Dickless December

Girls can't have dick the whole December. Sorry boys and girls😂😂

Boy : Want some dick?
Girl : I can't! It's Dickless December.

by ilikecatsand2k20 November 10, 2019