dicktease

katharine crowley

by adam swanson- fuck u bitch March 9, 2003

dickgrass

some one that is such an asshole that they are below dick head (literaly) the "grass" refers to hair below the penis

"gigs is such a dickgrass"

by Sithin November 12, 2007

Dickweasel

Known from the hit children's cartoon, ARTHUR, DW Read, is also inknown as Dickweasel Read. She's an aardvark on paper but actually masquerades as a member of the mustelids. She's a Dickweasel through and through by being a back stabbing 4 year old. A true Machiavellian character.

Karen from accounting is a straight up dickweasel for stealing my credit for that project.

by CrumblStoleMy6pack November 8, 2023

dickpressed

a type of depression someone experiences when there is a distinct lack of dick in their life.

danielle: girl, i'm dickpressed rn
dynystasia: i gotchu who you wanna fuck?

by uwu mxtthew February 1, 2019

Dickbreaker

Your so gay that you brake the dick off to suck both ends.

Man that guy's a Dickbreaker he broke a dick off to suck both ends!

by chase brooks October 20, 2008

dicktease

1)male strippers
2)term used 2 refer 2 male homos

dicktease=male strip tease

by trajikace November 1, 2008

dickweasel

The male individual who has no vested interest in, but is sitting on your couch, while watching your big screen TV, that has been granted by the courts to your ex wife, who apparently needed the possessions you worked so hard for to survive.

"Dude, what the fuck happened? Why are you sitting on a fold up chair in this empty ass apartment playing solitaire on a busted ass card table on gameday? Where's all your furniture and TV and shit?"

"The judge gave it all to the ex because she could never her get her shit together while we were married. Her dickweasel boyfriend is kicking back in my leather recliner watching the game in HD, grilling some ribs on my stainless steel grill."

by cloudaround August 21, 2014