dickyeeting

Taking something useful, and throwing it as far away as possible rendering it completely useless.

I'm not sure why you keep dickyeeting your pen, you still need to write a paper.

by PlatKnight August 22, 2022

Barista dickpeepsta

A young male who buttons too button on shirt, wears weird glass and changes under a towel tent at the gym; looks like a barista but stares at boomer dicks as they swing by.

That weird dude w bed head that hit his head on the locker as he tried to change was staring at our dicks. He’s a barista dickpeepsta

by Davedale August 27, 2019

Professor Dickweed

A retarded ass hole that thinks he knows everything about everything.

John: God damn it, I can't deal with Sam in history, he's such a professor dickweed.

Allen: I know, what a douche.

by Petard the Retard October 12, 2009

Dickdeep

To be deeply involved in a sexual situation.

Valerie: Hey Matt, are you busy right now?
Matt: Yeah Valerie, I'm dickdeep in Asian pussy. I'll txt you when I'm done.

by CanadaATL September 3, 2010

dickbent

to be angry or annoyed

in reference to one's penis being abused

"i said ill do it later"
"alright, fine... dont get all dickbent"

by xsonicassassinx July 8, 2006

dickeedoo

When your belly comes out further than your dick does

"Hey Phil Major, that's a nice dickeedoo your sporting."

by hunglong March 4, 2009

Dickbeam

1. adj. Not smart, one who acts like a complete idiot, has no friends.

2. n. A single, or group of people who are too scared to try on a condom

3. v. To get hit by a baseball, Hit by a pitch

1. That guy over there acts like a total dickbeam

3. Watch out! He almost got dickbeamed!

by Exca11 July 5, 2014