Dickfingers

A braggart whose writing is so self-referential and egotistical as to be considered masturbatory. A metaphorical reference indicating that the act of typing out such writing is a self-induced pleasure for the jerkoff doing the writing.

Did you see that guy's love letter to himself? What a dickfingers.

by jjfromkansas August 2, 2012

Dickisher

When one acts upon a rude action more than once.

That was a dickisher move.

by Amber Lynnette July 6, 2011

Dicksterity

Skilled at performing sex acts with the penis.

He had the dicksterity to hit my g-spot and get the job done.

by TXJAM June 30, 2017

Dickposter

A person that sends a pic of someone else's dick and claim it as their own. Also known as dickpostering.

"He sent me a pic of this huge dick but I think he is a dickposter"

by southbeach73 October 16, 2017

Dickfinger

A slighlty shortened finger that looks like a male reproduction organ only smaller. (Hopefully, for your own sake)

So I tried to turn a running snowblower into a sock puppet and now I'm left with a dickfinger for a middle finger

by Ol Dickfinger Himself June 14, 2009

dickfisher

An insult towards a male who tries to act unneccesarily macho or manly in order to better his own self esteem.

Guy: He's been such a dickfisher lately.
Guy 2: Well yeah, after coach called him a wuss he'll do anything to get his manhood back.

by Miss Emma Leigh December 27, 2009

dickfingers

an insult used when i was so frustrated that i couldn't think of any other insult.

guy 1 is being a total jackass
guy 2: DICKFINGERS! you just knocked over my beer!

by gofuk yerself November 9, 2005