by teejones February 5, 2010
Get the Getting Diagonal mug.A fake type of “diagnosis” a college student would prescribe oneself when they are sick and don’t have a formal medication note from a doctor to get a prescription drug.
Commonly used college diagnosis’s are:
Smoking weed – significantly lessens your feeling of the symptoms of a cold or other illness.
Alcoholic lemonade – alcohol is a depressant which also lessons your feeling of certain symptoms of an illness while incorporating vitamin C to boost your immune system.
Commonly used college diagnosis’s are:
Smoking weed – significantly lessens your feeling of the symptoms of a cold or other illness.
Alcoholic lemonade – alcohol is a depressant which also lessons your feeling of certain symptoms of an illness while incorporating vitamin C to boost your immune system.
"I really feel like shit, I have a cold and it won't go away."
"Why don't you give yourself a college diagnosis?"
"Why don't you give yourself a college diagnosis?"
by CaelCryos1 March 2, 2009
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A term used by whiny teenagers on tumblr who have no mental illnesses but for some unknown reason wish they did.
Tumblr User: "I've been self-diagnosed with depression, anxiety, schizophrenia, bipolar disorder, PTSD, and stage-4 fanfiction addiction."
Friend: "Have you confirmed this with a psychiatrist?"
Tumblr User: "No, doctors freak me out."
Friend: "Have you confirmed this with a psychiatrist?"
Tumblr User: "No, doctors freak me out."
by RSiegfried October 18, 2015
Get the self-diagnosed mug.A person with no life who finds different mental illnesses to look 'quirkier', or to excuse their rude behaviour. Guess what, Stacy, you do not have OCD because you like to put your pencils in a rainbow pattern!!! You also don't have ADHD because you have a sad amount of fidget toys!!!!!
person: Why aren't you paying attention? I literally just told you my cat died.
Quirky Crackhead Stacy: Oh, you didn't know? I took a buzzfeed quiz and i'm Self-diagnosing myself with adhd, deppression, did, and anxiety so stfu
Quirky Crackhead Stacy: Oh, you didn't know? I took a buzzfeed quiz and i'm Self-diagnosing myself with adhd, deppression, did, and anxiety so stfu
by imafrog September 30, 2021
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by Jonas Jones July 19, 2007
Get the diagostino mug.teacher: hey time to do iready diagnostic
students: hey iready is already bad iready diagnostic is worse :(((((((
a few years later
student 1: i got a score of 1
student 2: not bad i got a score of 0.9
the annoying nerd: haha losers i got 30
class: SHUT UP NO ONE WANTS YOUR BRAGGING
students: hey iready is already bad iready diagnostic is worse :(((((((
a few years later
student 1: i got a score of 1
student 2: not bad i got a score of 0.9
the annoying nerd: haha losers i got 30
class: SHUT UP NO ONE WANTS YOUR BRAGGING
by backwards_cones March 4, 2021
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ORIGIN - Clan on MTG Used Die in/to X, where X was something random. One player had Die in a grease fire.
DIAGF is used as a counter to when you wish them the ultimate death.
ORIGIN - Clan on MTG Used Die in/to X, where X was something random. One player had Die in a grease fire.
DIAGF is used as a counter to when you wish them the ultimate death.
by BEEFAROO March 7, 2007
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