Destination Sex

When you have sex anywhere that’s not you or the other person’s house.

We went to the beach to have destination sex.

by Mandidandy February 22, 2018

Destination Fucked

Basically it’s what happened when a female is on a roof, starts chugging a beer but half way through start htting it’s herself in the chest with the beer and gets it all over, then tried to be cool and go off the roof on a shake board but trips off of it instead and then falls onto the lower level roof and then lays their as a kid flips her off and then you see a big fat pig.

Gone off trail into the jungle while in a tire? Ever hit your cruise boat into a huge crane? Maybe a huge ass wave from the ocean knocked you done. Well you, my dear friend, have then reacted destination fucked.

by Jaclyn101COOL May 27, 2019

Destination Fucked

Destination Fucked - Is about fucking up at something being middle-fingered by a little kid and looking straight at a fat pig.

Oh he just went straight to destination fucked!

by Xellti March 22, 2019

Destination Dysfunction

Destination Dysfunction is the insecurity caused by planning a romantic vacation without a direction.

Destination Dysfunction is the insecurity caused by planning a romantic vacation without a direction.

My DD was making vacations with my honey very uncomfortable. But then I heard about Amelia Island, and my embarrassing problem went away.

by Amelia I. January 6, 2017

destination breakup

The opposite of a destination wedding; when two people in a relationship go on a trip as a couple and unexpectedly return home unattached.

Person 1: "Heather's in Florida with Joe, but I saw she changed her relationship status to 'single.'"
Person 2: "Yeah, it turned out to be a destination breakup."

by PHL_Lexicographer October 1, 2018

Destination Fucked

A Sheila on top of a roof drinking beer, who then proceeds to strike herself on the forehead multiple times with her beer can. She then attempts to ride a skateboard of said roof, trying to mimic a Tony Hawks, likely due to her inebriated state. Dows below you will likely find a fat kid, giving her the finger as she lays there, now presumably unconscious. Below the woman, but behind the fat kid, will also be some fire for no apparent reason, and also a pig, whom closely resembles the aforementioned kid.

"There's a Sheila, drinking beer, and hitting herself. She tries to be Tony Hawk, she fails hard. She lays there for a while. Here's a kid, pulling the finger. To the right, you'll notice fire, and there's a fat big, okie dokie".

Ozzy Man Reviews, 29/11/2018. Ozzy Man Reviews: Destination FDestination Fucked Compilation (Volume 7)

by Fearless Kitty November 29, 2018

Destination Fucked

When shit just gets way out of hand fucked

A woman drinking beer on a roof, then pretends to be Tony Hawk, and ends up just laying there, while a kid pulls the finger. There’s fire and oh look a fat pig. The new definition of Destination Fucked

by Luckyboybrowne May 29, 2019