DESMOND

a term used in the western suburbs of sydney, typically meant for fat weird men who wear glasses (aka peter griffin - family guy) but has now been socially spread as general insult for people who are just plain weird, awkward and or semi deformed whether metal or physical.

peter griffin from family is such a Desmond

norman from Seinfeld is such a dezzy

by urbanmythh October 3, 2010

Desmond

Desmond is the type of guy to stick his dick right in the girls PUSSY!

You know that new kid that all the girls like, He must be a Desmond!

by YeetOnThatPussy June 27, 2018

desmond

Noun. Term used to denote an intellectually slow person of strange appearance and/or behaviour.

"That is so stupid, don't be such a Desmond!"

by webbedfeethead March 14, 2007

desmond

the female genitalia, vagina or vulva

hey lets get some desmond tonight.

look at that sweet desmond

by tommy f April 25, 2006

Desmond

Cockney Rhyming Slang for Jacket. Originated from the journalist Desmond Hackett.

I must take my Desmond off, its getting hot in here

by GeoffH October 2, 2006

Desmond

Short for Desmondathan

I told you, my name is Desmondathan.

by Probably Not Steve November 23, 2021

The Desmond

Noun

Dry humping the $#!% out of someone, switching clothes, and more dry humping.

That chinese kid pulled out The Desmond after Cotillion on some poor, drunk, defenseless girl named Andrea.

by Injian September 22, 2008