Darwing

A man who keeps to himself, usually shy but if you get to know him he won't be. He's serious about who he's friends with do him wrong and you'll never hear from him again.

He never talks he's just like Darwing.

by Truthfulx March 14, 2017

Derping

Coughing while at the same time being scared

I was Derping

by BobbyPink December 3, 2020

Darwin Award

The Darwin Award is a fictional award which is given out to people who commit acts of utter stupidity that often involve their own injury or even death. The name is derived from Charles Darwin's Theory of Evolution (survival of the fittest), since the winners of the Darwin award aren't expected to survive long enough or remain capable of propagating their own hereditary stupidity. Some people attempt to win the Darwin award, however this is risky since if you don't get first place, you're just a dumbass with nothing to show for it but a hefty hospital bill and possibly funeral costs.

Dumbass: Dude, Steve just got sent to the hospital with third-degree burns after we tried to play Hot potato with a molotov cocktail, and I was wondering if you could-
Smartass: What, nominate you two for the Darwin award?
Dumbass: No, I was wondering if you wanted to play while he's in the hospital.
Smartass: (sigh)...

by The BXRabbit October 17, 2008

Darwin Claus

Darwin Clause is a mythical creature who delivers compressed carbon to all the little atheist boys and girls on sciencemas

Niel: Darwin Claus evolved down the chimney last night. He drank all the primordial soup and ate all the naturally selected cookies!

by Sniperfedex December 31, 2021

Darwin please be right

An exclamation, usually uttered after meeting a person who is stupid to the point that any reproduction on his or her part would mess up the gene pool horribly.

After meeting that ignoranus, I whispered, "Darwin please be right".

by T2master November 14, 2007

derping

Scared and coughing at the same time.

"During the year 2020, a lot of us were derping."

by tophfan December 3, 2020

derring-do

"Daring to do" actions that display heroic courage.

History tells of many brave warriors and tales of derring-do.

by talk2me-JCH2 August 30, 2022