Derptastic

Cause : An action performed that is bound to go wrong because it hasnt been thought out right by the derp

Effect: Extremely awkward situation.

John meets his girlfriend Jen and hugs her.
John: Hi baby! I missed you!
Jen: Babe i missed you too!
HUG
John's best friend Sam who is also around hugs them both and wants to say "group hug" but says "Threesome".

Jen: you just killed it .Killed it.
John(Dissappointed): derptastic dude.

Sam: Derpa derpa derp.Hurr

by shyamieplaysguitar May 23, 2010

derptard

derptard A compound word drep+tard: A person with a low level of intelligence who is often the butt end of many people's jokes because of their actions and/or verbally expressed ideas.

derptard: Why is their a suicide counseling hotline number on this bridge?
Non derptard: Think about it ya derptard.

by dwall8675309 December 26, 2012

you got derosa'd

You got served. You got played. Just when you think you are friends - watch out. You will get Derosa'd.

Ooooo snap! You got Derosa'd.

by Bullpen Bruiser January 5, 2011

derogatory remarks

words used to degrate someone, usually said in a sarcastic tone to make a person feel stupid, idiotic, fat, or just not welcome. If done right with friends, it will result in laughs and smiles of "i hate you"

you ate the whole cake! you fat bastard!
hey, hows my little asain doing today?
stupid jewish crap..won't work right.
duhh way to go retard.

these are all examples of some derogatory remarks

by AJ32 December 16, 2008

devotard

A person who blindly follows the teachings of an idiot. They believe everything this moron says, repeating the drivel as if it is unassailable truth. See also: Imbesciple

Fox News is his only source of information and he ignores any evidence that refutes their "facts" regardless of how compelling that evidence may be! The guy is a devotard.

by Kubbie July 9, 2010

derogate

To talk down to, or speak I’ll of. A word that Brian thinks is a word, but is not actually a word.

“Don’t derogate me”

by Dtfasswer February 9, 2018

Derstand

Opposite of understand. When you don't understand something, can't comprehend it, derstand. -Un means not in understand, so it would be not derstanding, therefore derstanding is the opposite of understanding.

Billy, "Pancake, cranberry, face lotion, pretty cold. No more pancakes. Out of potatoes."
Joe, "I derstand you."

by bælle December 18, 2014