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West Denver High School 

High School in Denver, Colorado. Main activities include baseball, football, drawing swastikas in the bathroom stalls, Xbox 360, smoking weed, being mediocre, attending lame pep rallies, Basketball, yelling "BEANER!" at the Mexican kids, smoking weed, being deluded into thinking XXXTENTACION is a good rapper, telling cool stories to bros, acting like a jackass in class, smoking weed, eating synthetic lunch food, high school sex, being homophobic, yelling at the teachers for trying to help you, wearing clothes that make you look like what some would call a douchebag, wearing school merchandise like it's cool or something, smoking weed, repeating what's been on Sportscenter for the last week and half with your friends, standing in the hallways, spreading rumors, half-assing it, and smoking weed.

Did I mention smoking weed?
“I wanna move to West Denver”
Kids from other schools: Ew you know West Denver High School is ghetto”
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Denver Jock Strap

While a girl is giving you head, interlock your hands, as if you were holding hands while walking together, and then try to run away.
While Emilee was giving him head last night Jesse tried to Denver Jock Strap her
Denver Jock Strap by goblue04 December 6, 2010

Denver East Side Royals

A Denver based Gang founded in the mid 2010's. Used to be called the "Royal 7," or "R7" for the original seven founding members. Five of the Seven original members have died through violent clashes over the years. Originally known for drug trafficking and and arms sales, they eventually got into prescription drug sales and sex workers as well when they became a Crip set in 2013.

Members wear Royal blue or sometimes purple. OGs will have "R7," seven pointed star, or seven tally marks as tattoos to denote their original heritage. Today there's approximately 150 members along Colfax, Five Points, and North Park Hill neighborhood, but more have been speculated throughout the metro area and Aurora.
The Denver East Side Royals are one of the most violent gangs in Colorado.

denver double deeger slam 

when two men insert their penises into a womans anus at the same time and proceed to anal fuck her while in a plane at 5280 feet in altitude.
me and phil denver double deeger slammed jane until she pooped.

Valentine's day denier 

A person who is single on valentine's day and complains about it on twitter all day. They often claim that valentine's day is just a way for chocolate and greeting card companies to get money, not knowing that the practice has been around for 600 years. Because of their attitude, they will remain single the rest of their lives.
J: so how's it going for k?
B: not well, he's posting stuff about how valentine's day is a Hallmark holiday because he's single.
J: sounds like a Valentine's day denier.

Schiel & Denver It 

A favorable term used amongst horror and fiction novelists to describe getting their book published
Why print it, when you can schiel & denver it

National Send Denver Nudes Day

July 8th is the day that you send a tall guy named Denver some nude pictures.
Omg girl, it’s July 8th! We better send Denver nudes! Damn National Send Denver Nudes Day!