Cum Deflectors

Cum deflectors are also know to the general public as "glasses". They are primarily used to aid the nerdy/ visually impaired see clearly. They are not limited to improving vision, they also serve as protection. Nerds and girls use them to deflect incoming cum. It keeps it out of the eyes, leaving nerds happy to continue readiing.

Hey joe, did you get a new pair of cum deflectors? they sure are trendy!

Good thing you were wearing your cum deflectors or you'd have an eye full!

by joe schlongmore March 10, 2011

Deflection

When politicians come under fire for missteps or failures, they often rely on the technique of trying to shift the focus onto others. In an attempt to duck responsibility, scrutiny, accountability, they often create "scapegoats" to shift blame onto. They try to lay their failures at the feet of others or make a way to justify them. They may try to shift the debate entirely onto a completely irrelevant and different subject. One example is to make a drastic decision that completely shifts focus from the previous subject of scrutiny onto this new drastic change or subject brought into light by the government. Seen commonly by politicians and on a less refined level , regular people supporting a political party or figure in arguments or debates, or as a psychological attempt to manipulate others in regular domestic situations. In politics the tactic is entirely strategic and is arguably one of the most devious and disreputable in the eyes of honest morality and accountability, but is quite common in politics around the world.

When Soviet leaders were questioned about human rights violations in the USSR, for example, they might've come back with, "Well, what about the Negroes that you Americans are lynching in the South?" - One example of a political deflection

by Old school bossman January 2, 2021

definetley

Should be your first clue that you don't know how to spell "definitely"

I definetley know how to spell the word "definetley"

by jasperspop September 14, 2010

define

What Urban Dictionary doesn't do.

Jim: Don't worry I looked up on Urban Dictionary
Joe: Urban Dictionary doesn't define anything

by iudfogusoiuh December 6, 2016

You Define You

Just like you are what you eat, you are a manifestation of what you think and feel about yourself. Bullies can't steal your joy, unless you let them. They can beat you, they can steal your possessions, they can try to cut you down with words, but they will never steal the joy inside your soul because you know better; you know who you are. You Define You and it shows by the honorable way you live, everyday. You are a brave leader and you set the standard of what that means. You are stronger. So smile, k. :)

"Try as you may, you don't define me, I do! (Through my own thoughts and actions.) And I don't define you. You Define You!"

by Love me or get off my cloud. April 5, 2013

double definer

those strange people that put more than one definition for a word.
usually their own word which nobody else has looked at and there are about 4 definitions of it all from the same person.
these people either must be very sad, get extrememly bored, or have a terrible short-term memory problem.

(insert word here)
this is a word i made up, its an exclamation

(insert word) iv just burnt my hand

Source: person


(insert word here)
this can also be used to compliment someone

aww johns such a (insert word)

Source: person

by Lucy-fer in the sky with diamonds August 31, 2004

Urban Defined

A characteristic of Hip Hop Culture or representation of life in the city. Something or someone that defines Urban Life.

In hip hop culture, a bboy cypher during the breaks is an example of urban defined.

by KnowYourHipHopRoots June 7, 2009