Infant Defending

1. Baby-sitting, but more modern day and less "lame" sounding.

Geoffrey was infant defending Rob last night.

by ThisisaProtocol October 17, 2009

defeatist

A person who readily accepts or expects failure

John has a defeatist attitude. He accepts defeat instantly.

by Beast8051 June 2, 2016

Defecation of character

Defecation of character is what happens when someone shits on your name in a public forum.

You: "Oh, man! Brittany just called me a ho on Facebook because I said I liked her crush."

Your friend: "Wow, that's defecation of character."

by gingermom September 29, 2009

Defenceless

STREAM DEFENCELESS BY LOUIS TOMLINSON!!!!!!! NEVER BEEN SO DEFENCELESS!!! IF YOU HAVE TASTE YOU'LL LISTEN TO IT!!!!!

my twitter : perfe_ctt :)

LOUIS TOMLINSON SUPREMACY
NEVER BEEN SO DEFENCELESS

DEFENCELESS BEST SONG EVER

by timea February 6, 2021

Defeet

In the foot fetish community, "defeet" can mean one person "defeats" another by having sexier feet.

Person 1: "Emma Stone is the best! Her feet are the highest ranked on wikifeet."

Person 2: "Nope, not anymore. She was defeeted by Margot Robbie. Margot has the best feet."

by Dicksonary Dave May 4, 2021

Clench Defender

A straight male who attempts to protect himself from rape by clenching his buttcheeks together. Can commonly be observed in prison showers.

Prisoner 1: Look at Billy over there... he’s clenching his cheeks real tight.
Prisoner 2: Must be cause he dropped the soap... he must be a clench defender.

Tyrone: Shit mayne... I’m still comin for that double-wide surprise *inhales* gawd dayummm.

by Pooperfuc420tits April 27, 2020

Defecting The Children

used after one has had a skateboard, bicycle or rail smash into ones testicals, causing great amounts of pain, in some cases vomiting and even "broken balls disorder"

"Mark really Defected his children on that missed double peg"
"My brother defected the children after he tried a gardflip over a rail we spent 4 fucking hours in the hostipal"

by Torrance Dodge September 4, 2005