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Five Finger Death Punch

A "metal" band whose music caters to teenagers who want to appear "badass" despite being giant pussies, middle aged rockers who have lost all self respect and are going through a mid-life crisis, and whiny bitches who think listening to their music is cathartic. It's part of a new wave of metal for people who don't really like metal that much, but think it will make them look cool if they listen to it.
Person 1: Do you like Five Finger Death Punch?
Person 2: Go kill yourself.
by AForestOfPubes December 29, 2016
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Five Finger Death Punch

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The Way Of The Fist.
The group was oblivious, at the time, of the fact that this band would develop one of the fastest growing fan bases in Metal history, and lay a hammer-fist to the face of today’s Metal sound. The recording job was given to the great Stevo "Shotgun" Bruno (Mötley Crüe, Prong) and Mike Sarkisyan (Spineshank). The mixing and mastering was taken care of by ex- Machine Head/Soulfly guitarist Logan Mader. “The Way of The Fist” was born in 2006; all that it needed was a good management company to help push it onward.
Firm Music, a branch of The Firm (Korn, Staind) management, was just the backing that 5FDP needed. The band was signed with Firm Music in June of 2007. “The Way of The Fist” was released by July 31st, 2007, and quickly climbed into the Billboard 200, and became the most added metal record, all in its first week of release! The album also hit the #3 position on Billboard's New Artist/Heetseekers chart. “The Bleeding”, the first single off “The Way of The Fist”, landed in the top 40 on the Active Rock Radio charts, and has been climbing continuously since.

"Never Enough," Man. Dude broke the cardinal relationship rule and forgot our anniversary today time to throw that Five finger Death punch his way and kick that Train to the curb.
by UDvsTruEnoughtoday February 6, 2010
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Australian death punch

During sexual intercourse with a female who is an diabetic, you pull her pump off, punch them in the face, and then stick it in her ass.
Ryan showed her the australian death punch last night.
by i Am Mekanix November 11, 2020
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The curry death punch

A sexual position in which the male slathers his penis in curry, then mounts atop the female’s mouth region. Then mouth-fucks the female until all curry is consumed
Yo fam imma hit yasmine with the curry death punch tonight ya heard
by The yellow lord April 25, 2019
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Four Finger Death Punch

When four fingers get vertically (plane style) inserted into your vagina.
Did you hear that Jenna got "four finger death punched" by her boyfriend last night?
by wordslanger2018 February 19, 2019
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korean death punch

When a person punches the schpinter and pierces the anus, the receivers anus swallowing through fist completely.
My girl gave me a Korean Death Punch last night and I can't walk anymore!

Want another?
by Thunderroad75 May 9, 2024
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5 finger death punch

The World Most Bad ass Song That Was Ever Created And That Has The Power To Completely Destroy Your Ear Drums No Matter What Level Volume Your On.
5 Finger death Punch is king. Lesion To This..
by P0TAT0 K!NG November 1, 2017
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