NATIONAL SLAP A BITCH DAY

slap anyone whos being a bitch

*slap
WTF
its NATIONAL SLAP A BITCH DAY and you were being a bitch

by Luca_gamin November 09, 2022

National Basic Bitch Day

August 27th is National Basic Bitch Day. August 27th globally recognizes all basic bitches for their contributions to modern society. It is a celebration of all things basic, including, but not limited to, pumpkin spice lattes, ugh boots, yoga pants, etc.

Kyle: “ Why is August 27th National Basic Bitch Day?”
Chad: “Because that’s the first day of the year that Starbucks starts selling pumpkin spice lattes.”
Dylan: “Bang Energy is so much better than pumpkin spice.”
Kyle: “No way, man. Monster Energy is wayyy better.”

by Matreusmaximus August 27, 2019

National smack a bitch day

April 16th national smack a bitch day! All day pass to smack whoever, when ever!

Ugh, go I’m gonna go smack that bitch! (Therefore national smack a bitch day)

by Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz17 April 15, 2019

National Dumb Bitch Day

The national holiday for dumb bitches, that’s right guys, there is indeed a holiday for us ;)

Shut the fuck up addy, it’s national dumb bitch day, time for shots!

by izzytizzy March 02, 2020

National Britney Bitch Day

This day is on October 22nd for all the Britney bitches out there. So go, go celebrate Britney bitches! U are worthy.

Hey Britney guess what! What Britney? It’s National Britney Bitch Day!!

by Roblox1800 October 22, 2019

National choke a bitch day

Grab a bitch by a throat and choke em
February 1-29

Me: grabs girl by throat
Girl: Why did you do that!!!
Me:its national choke a bitch day duh

by Pussyfucker10000 February 13, 2020

National Realist Bitch Day

Girl 1. “Hey whens realist bitch day?”
Girl 2. “Oh national realist bitch day is august 9th”

National Realist Bitch Day is the day you celebrate the realist bitches on this earth who wont dip on you or switch on you gang. Bitches dat stay wit you even if u feenin in dem streets.
Girl “Its the realist bitch day today”

Boy “its yo day word🏆🔛🔝”

by sillygoose400 August 26, 2022