Dave’s Teacan

The representation of how long Dave’s dick is. It hangs low and leaves a huge bulge in his pants. ‘‘Tis the size of an Arizona Tea Can

Wow! Dave’s Teacan is huge! I wonder how a child predator has such a long one

by Dave’s youngest Victim December 2, 2017

Dave’s Icecream

To go and makeout. Used to get away friends so you can be alone to makeout

“Hey, I’m leaving with Rach to get Dave’s Icecream.”

by Tj boi dillic July 25, 2018

Dave’s Creamery

A spot where girls go to get creamed.. especially girls with a name like Rachel

Yo, I gotta go meet Rachel at Dave’s Creamery I’ll met up with y’all later.

by Johnathan Equis January 30, 2019

Dave's Double

When a man wine and dine's a woman with Wendy's fast food, and then proceeds to give said woman many subsequent orgasms.

"Hey man, I'm gonna go give Candance a Dave's Double".

by HeelaJameson April 23, 2021

Dave's Law

The phenomenon that occurs when an individual is carrying many things in their arms but frees up one hand to reach for their keys. Dave's Law says that the keys will always be in the pocket opposite to the free hand.

"Thanks to Dave's Law, I need to set everything down to get my keys."
"Curse you Dave!!!"

by A regular Dave March 15, 2022

Dave's head

Head the size of a planet but without the brains to match it's size

Have you seen that bloke? His head is massive!

Yeah, Dave's head is giant, shame the brain size doesn't match.

by unknown.88 April 14, 2022

Dave's Killer Bread

an American brand of organic whole-grain products. Flowers Foods purchased the brand in 2015 for $275 million

Dave's Killer Bread acquired for $275m by owner of Wonder Bread, Tastykake

by SPrice1980 May 9, 2023