Danism

An inaccurate or false prediction of time. Often used when referencing a time period of a person's return, or how long an activity or action will take.

"He said he'd be back by now, apparently that was a danism." "As we heard his wife call out to him we realized his "back in five minutes" had been a danism." "Well, he didn't show up, guess that's another danism under the belt."

by Sweeneypod August 10, 2019

Danism

A form of religion based upon the great God Daniel Cox. Founded in 2010 Danism has become one of the primary leading religions in the New Wave of freedom religions. Danism basically consists of doing whatever you want whenever you want while following up to a certain point the basic social rules of the North American society. So basically if your retarted or if you are a douche bag, please stop reading this and go eat carrots.

Fat Joe : In the name of the father, the son ---- interruption
Ralph : I'm tired of praying. I want to party.
Daniel Cox: Join Danism then!
Ralph : ok!

by Danist October 16, 2010

danism

when a person or persons keep moaning/arguing at a person named dan.

This Is Danism

by Lil-Dan November 2, 2008

dassmaism

When no matter what you are told you are always right. Or when you make up your own meaning for definition with made up words

Arguing with ppl how know more then you, trying to be right when you are so wrong that you get lost in what you are saying (dassmaism)

by james1144 May 27, 2015

Danisms

The use of words in the form of Daniel language. The majority of these words being his own gay thoughts or loud outbursts. These kinds of hilarious terms seem to be like the Chad's gay cousin Dan.

Seem's those Danisms are getting in the way again.

by MsBugg98 September 9, 2019

daoism

The description of something with complete retard esque, that may or may not be missing some chromosomes.

“Leonard, you dumb ass, you probably have Daoism”

by Brote October 17, 2019

danism

Danists practice sleeping with on socks on and riding bikes without helmets.

A religion founded by the greatest Dani that lives in the eastern continental part of the United States. In Dani the God We Trust.

Danism’s god is named dani and she is native-mexican-brazilian-italian and has a great sense of humor and believes everyone should be equal no matter what she is strong brave but ugly

i do not believe in god and jesus but i believe in dani that is why i am danism

by iamnitblackxo193 October 22, 2020