Darkwinter

Darkwinter, is what medical health experts are predicting to be on of the most deadliest winters ever, due to Covid-19!

I’ve been stacking up on all essential house products due to the darkwinter predictions.

After watching the news about this upcoming darkwinter, I don’t want to leave the house.

If the cases and deaths keep rising like this, we will be entering into a very darkwinter!

by OVERWIT October 29, 2020

Darwin Akbar

Another parody of the phrase "Allah Ackbar," used most often when a suicide bomber accidentally blows himself up prematurely in a "work accident."

Technically means "Darwin is greater," but refers to the Darwin Awards which are annually given to those individuals who accidentally kill themselves in the most idiotic way, thereby (thankfully) removing their genes from the human gene pool -- a comic inversion of the concept "survival of the fittest."

After Habib prematurely blew himself up, taking Abdul and Mohammed with him, his neighbors gathered next to the rubble and shouted "Darwin Akbar!"

by Garlic M. May 17, 2007

darwin awards

Awards given to people who die in incredibly stupid circumstances. Located at www.darwinawards.com

by El Jeffy July 12, 2003

Darwin, Northern Territory

A state capitol in the Northern Territory of Australia. Known for its high levels of cask wine and United States Navy Sailors stealing its sex workers, Darwin has a large South-East Asian Community, making it an attractive holiday destination for overweight veterans.

Chuck: Hey bro we've docked in Darwin, Northern Territory.

Todd: Damn Boy! Lock up your daughters. *Pointing Fingers*

by hermano45 January 21, 2010

Going Darwin

The actions of a person that will cause them to remove themselves from the gene pool.

When he entered his homemade space rocket I knew he was going Darwin

by Fritzz October 5, 2009

Cognitive Darwinism

The conscious decision to choose the less favorable of two choices resulting in greater probability of a bad outcome.

Refusing to vaccinate to protect yourself is cognitive Darwinism at its finest.

by Pablo Tornado September 27, 2021

Pulling a Darwin

Not to be confused with the scientific theory of a branching pattern of evolution; pulling a Darwin actually pertains to a particular style of professionalism.

Pulling a Darwin is when one abandons his/her social and career obligations in order to fully commit to a spontaneous act of singing.

Person 1: So what's going on with you today man?
Person 2: TROLOLOLOLOOOO
Person 1: Ugh guess someone is pulling a Darwin today

by Awesome541841 August 15, 2010